PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dr Rockzo The Rock N Roll Clown (ranked 2927 p4p, 3679 weight class) and Rylan Wheeler (ranked 357 p4p, 430 weight class). The Rock N Roll Clown's entrance music is Metalocalypse- Ode to Dr. Rockzo. A fine choice. Dr Rockzo The Rock N Roll Clown has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

The Rock N Roll Clown
vs
Wheeler

182 cm
20
180
2 - 1 - 0

178 cm
20
173
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Barry Bonds Performance Enhancers -160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dr Rockzo The Rock N Roll Clown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rylan Wheeler!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wheeler falls off balance throwing a combination
and The Rock N Roll Clown counters with a nice uppercut.
Wheeler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Rock N Roll Clown.
Rylan Wheeler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Rock N Roll Clown uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wheeler.
Donk. The Rock N Roll Clown catches Wheeler right on the button with a cross.

It looks like Rylan Wheeler has been cut.
Sloppy strikes from Wheeler. Those never looked like landing.
A little feinted left hand from The Rock N Roll Clown on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

The Rock N Roll Clown pushes Wheeler up against the cage in a clinch.

The Rock N Roll Clown escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Rock N Roll Clown connects with a body shot.
Wheeler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Rock N Roll Clown.
Wheeler is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
The Rock N Roll Clown on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Wheeler misses with a hook
and Wheeler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wheeler on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Wheeler misses with a combination
letting The Rock N Roll Clown counter with a right hand.
Wheeler looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wheeler stuns The Rock N Roll Clown with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wheeler misses with a combination
and Wheeler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wheeler misses with a telegraphed body shot
and The Rock N Roll Clown counters with a nice uppercut.
The Rock N Roll Clown misses with a body shot.
The Rock N Roll Clown swinging wildly here.
We've been told by The Rock N Roll Clown's head coaches at Globo Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
The Rock N Roll Clown throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

The Rock N Roll Clown closes the distance and clinches.
The Rock N Roll Clown tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Wheeler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wheeler sizes up The Rock N Roll Clown with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wheeler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Rock N Roll Clown.
Wheeler scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Rock N Roll Clown lands with an overhand left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wheeler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wheeler misses with a body shot

and The Rock N Roll Clown counters by moving into the clinch.

The Rock N Roll Clown breaks the clinch.
A big right from Wheeler misses.
Wheeler on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wheeler swings widly with a right hand
and Wheeler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Rock N Roll Clown showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wheeler.
Wheeler thuds his right hand into The Rock N Roll Clown's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Wheeler works The Rock N Roll Clown's body with a nice hook.
The Rock N Roll Clown tries to clinch there but Wheeler circles away.
The Rock N Roll Clown misses with a few strikes there.
Wheeler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Rock N Roll Clown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Rock N Roll Clown swings for the body but Wheeler moves out of range.
A big left from Wheeler misses.
The Rock N Roll Clown takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nice straight punches there by Wheeler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Wheeler.
Good exchange - Wheeler coming out on top.
The Rock N Roll Clown is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Wheeler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The Rock N Roll Clown stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A swing and a miss from Wheeler.
Wheeler moves away from the strike by The Rock N Roll Clown.
Wheeler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wheeler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Rock N Roll Clown.
The Rock N Roll Clown drops his hands momentarily and Wheeler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

The Rock N Roll Clown is rocked!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts The Rock N Roll Clown, as that shot connected.
Oh The Rock N Roll Clown is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wheeler misses with a double jab
letting The Rock N Roll Clown counter with a right hand.
The Rock N Roll Clown missing with a left hand there. Wheeler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wheeler drops The Rock N Roll Clown with a big left hand! The Rock N Roll Clown is injured, injured bad! Wheeler jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rylan Wheeler!
Dr Rockzo The Rock N Roll Clown was interviewed post fight and said 'come close I need to tell you something, I have a confession to make, I do cocaine. ca ca ca yeah baby.'.