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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Oliverium Hebbnesium (ranked 24520 p4p, 24677 weight class) and Montel Porter (ranked 543 p4p, 526 weight class). Hebbnesium's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sk8er Boi. Oliverium Hebbnesium had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 156.5lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Montel Porter will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Oliverium Hebbnesium!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Montel Porter!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Robert Douchet and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hebbnesium with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Porter looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Porter throws a sloppy head kick and Hebbnesium moves out of range easily.
Hebbnesium throwing a counter right hand but Porter manages to avoid it.
Porter dives in and grabs Hebbnesium's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hebbnesium pushes down on Porter's head and hops out.
Hebbnesium appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hebbnesium throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Porter takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Porter works over Hebbnesium's head and body with a nice combination.
A slapping body kick lands there for Hebbnesium.
Porter misses with a takedown attempt
and Hebbnesium counters with a head kick. That will keep Porter thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Hebbnesium connects with a solid leg kick.
We've been hearing reports that Hebbnesium has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Porter has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Hebbnesium.
Porter throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hebbnesium makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Porter just misses with a punch to the body.
Hebbnesium tries to counter by clinching up but Porter breaks away and moves out of range.
Montel Porter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Porter tries to keep at a distance but Hebbnesium has taken the fight into the clinch.
Porter jumps guard but Hebbnesium turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Oliverium Hebbnesium has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Montel Porter.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hebbnesium manages to break the clinch.
Hebbnesium thuds his shin into the meat of Porter's side.
Oliverium Hebbnesium is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hebbnesium rushes Porter and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hebbnesium drags the fight down to the ground.
Porter stands up from Hebbnesium's guard - Porter perhaps looking for a knockout.
Porter shoots in for a takedown but Hebbnesium shows good takedown defense.
Porter has Hebbnesium up against the cage in a clinch.
Hebbnesium wants a takedown but no success here.
Porter displaying some good clinch control by pressing Hebbnesium up against the cage.
Hebbnesium breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Porter shoots for a double leg takedown but Hebbnesium sprawls well. He's pushed Porter's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Hebbnesium is looking for a counter combo.
Porter misses with a takedown
and Hebbnesium counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Porter looks winded!
Porter throws a head kick that misses.
Porter fails with the takedown
and Hebbnesium counters by moving into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Porter changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Hebbnesium fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Hebbnesium has closed the distance and engaged Porter in a clinch.
Hebbnesium escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hebbnesium throws a nice head kick!
Hebbnesium thuds his shin into the meat of Porter's side.
Porter steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hebbnesium. That one must have hurt.
Porter has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Hebbnesium.
Hebbnesium instigates a clinch.
Porter escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hebbnesium thows a body kick. Porter tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Hebbnesium lands with a cross.
Porter darts in trying to clinch
and Hebbnesium counters with a solid body kick.
Porter misses with a double jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hebbnesium changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Porter moves into the clinch successfully.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Porter goes for a takedown in the clinch but Hebbnesium prevents it.
Hebbnesium is looking for a takedown.
Hebbnesium manages to break the clinch.
A combination from Hebbnesium does no damage.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Hebbnesium - that will leave a mark!
Porter wants to clinch.
Hebbnesium throws a big counter combination but Porter scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Hebbnesium stuffs the takedown attempt from Porter. Porter gets slowly back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Oliverium Hebbnesium dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Porter lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Porter.
Porter shoots in for a takedown but Hebbnesium shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Hebbnesium throws a quick counter kick to the body but Porter avoids it.
Porter showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hebbnesium.
Porter shoots in for a takedown but Hebbnesium shows good takedown defense.
Hebbnesium has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Nice body kick from Hebbnesium.
Porter tries to clinch but Hebbnesium moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hebbnesium buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Hebbnesium throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Porter fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Hebbnesium avoids it really well and circles away.
Oliverium Hebbnesium has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Montel Porter.
Porter is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Porter tries to score a power double leg takedown but Hebbnesium sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Porter somewhat.
Hebbnesium fakes the leg kick and cracks Porter in the body.
Porter steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hebbnesium. That one must have hurt.
Porter tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hebbnesium was well out of range. Poor timing from Porter.
Hebbnesium is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Porter can do to turn this around?
Hebbnesium with the inside leg kick.
Hebbnesium tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Porter was well out of range. Poor timing from Hebbnesium.
Porter takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hebbnesium scores with a head kick.
Hebbnesium rushes Porter and presses him up against the cage.
Porter tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Hebbnesium's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Porter fails to land the takedown.
Hebbnesium moves into range and clinches up with Porter.
Hebbnesium's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hebbnesium throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hebbnesium throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Porter's head.
Porter throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hebbnesium counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Hebbnesium.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hebbnesium landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Hebbnesium decides to pull guard.
Hebbnesium is working an open guard so Porter takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Hebbnesium has Porter up against the cage in a clinch.
Porter breaks the clinch.
Porter tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hebbnesium paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Porter.
Porter closes the distance and clinches up with Hebbnesium, looking for a takedown. Porter pushes Hebbnesium against the cage but Hebbnesium circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Hebbnesium swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Porter throws a nice looking combination but Hebbnesium bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hebbnesium seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hebbnesium throws a front kick that sends Porter stumbling back into the cage.
Porter swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hebbnesium counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Hebbnesium scores with a push kick.
Hebbnesium gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Porter takes a knee right on the jaw!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Porter tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Porter pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hebbnesium moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hebbnesium.
Hebbnesium gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Porter.
Hebbnesium seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Oliverium Hebbnesium dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Porter looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hebbnesium is fending him off so far but Porter persists. Nope, Hebbnesium circles away and we're back to standing.
Porter takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Porter shoots in for a double leg but Hebbnesium sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Oliverium Hebbnesium is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hebbnesium. Porter shrugs it off though.
Porter tries to clinch but Hebbnesium moves away
and Hebbnesium finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Hebbnesium lands a front kick.
Porter uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hebbnesium.
Crunch! Hebbnesium slams his shin into Porter's torso.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hebbnesium lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Hebbnesium scores with a kick to the midsection.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hebbnesium moves into the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Porter jumps guard but Hebbnesium turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Oliverium Hebbnesium has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Montel Porter.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hebbnesium lands a knee to the body.
Hebbnesium breaks the clinch.
Hebbnesium misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hebbnesium misses with a combination
and Porter counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Porter gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Oliverium Hebbnesium has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Hebbnesium breaks the clinch.
Porter looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hebbnesium is fending him off so far but Porter persists. Nope, Hebbnesium circles away and we're back to standing.
Porter has managed to clinch.
Hebbnesium manages to break the clinch.
Porter scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hebbnesium in his tracks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Porter misses with a left hand
and Hebbnesium counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Hebbnesium lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Porter fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Hebbnesium escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Porter closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hebbnesium circles away.
Hebbnesium seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Hebbnesium delivers a nice body kick.
Porter closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hebbnesium counters with a nice double leg into side control. Porter won't be happy with that.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hebbnesium is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Porter knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Porter is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Hebbnesium is controlling him well.
Hebbnesium decides to stand up, so the ref orders Porter to his feet.
Porter tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hebbnesium connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hebbnesium tries to close the distance and clinch but Porter swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Porter shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Hebbnesium as he avoids it easily.
Hebbnesium gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Porter is looking to take this one to the mat.
Hebbnesium breaks from the clinch.
Porter with a poor takedown
and Hebbnesium counters with a series of strikes. Porter will be more careful next time no doubt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hebbnesium. That's going to slow Porter down.
Both fighters circling a little - Hebbnesium finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Hebbnesium lands a nice looking kick to the body. Porter takes a step back to recover.
Porter tries for a takedown but Hebbnesium circles away easily
and Hebbnesium counters with a slapping leg kick.
Montel Porter has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Oliverium Hebbnesium is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A good leg kick by Hebbnesium.
And that's the end of the fight!
Oliverium Hebbnesium showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hebbnesium has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight for Oliverium Hebbnesium!
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight for Oliverium Hebbnesium!
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight for Oliverium Hebbnesium!
Oliverium Hebbnesium wins by unanimous decision!
Oliverium Hebbnesium made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Could anyone drive me home? I only got my skateboard with me...'.
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