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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Misha Hasselhoff (ranked 704 p4p, 573 weight class) and Paavali Kontiainen (ranked 97 p4p, 79 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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Good wrestling World class boxer Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler World class MT Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Misha Hasselhoff! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Paavali Kontiainen! The judges for this bout are Anni Minnem�ki, Matti Vanhoillinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Hasselhoff lands a big head kick that sends Kontiainen tumbling to the mat! Hasselhoff takes a step backwards and waves Kontiainen back to his feet - he wants the finish!
 It looks like Paavali Kontiainen has been cut. Hasselhoff has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance. Kontiainen finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kontiainen tries a head kick but it misses.
Kontiainen blocks a head kick by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
 It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut. The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hasselhoff drops Kontiainen with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Kontiainen looks back up at him and smiles so Hasselhoff waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
 Kontiainen is rocked!
 That has opened up Paavali Kontiainen's cut even more. Kontiainen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hasselhoff. Kontiainen has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Hasselhoff throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Kontiainen shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Kontiainen avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Kontiainen looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Kontiainen avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Kontiainen scores with the left hand. Hasselhoff knows he should have avoided that one. Kontiainen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hasselhoff sees it coming and avoids it easily. Hasselhoff throwing a counter right hand but Kontiainen manages to avoid it. Kontiainen catches Hasselhoff with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Hasselhoff throws a poor cross that misses
and Kontiainen counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hasselhoff's knee momentarily. Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Hasselhoff throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A head kick misses from Kontiainen. Misha Hasselhoff is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Hasselhoff missing with a left hand there. Kontiainen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Hasselhoff dips to his left and cracks Kontiainen with an uppercut! Hasselhoff throws an off balance right hand
and Kontiainen counters with a lovely straight right hand! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Kontiainen throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body. Hasselhoff throws a shot from downtown. Kontiainen moves away and avoids it. Hasselhoff moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromKontiainen. Kontiainen lands a head kick!
 That's three minutes gone in the round. A nice leg kick lands there from Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Hasselhoff misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kontiainen cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Kontiainen gets cracked there but stands up to it.
 The cut above Paavali Kontiainen's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. Hasselhoff tries to land a body kick and Kontiainen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
 Misha Hasselhoff's cut is getting worse.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Hasselhoff misses with a lunging right hand
and Kontiainen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
A little jabbing left from Kontiainen on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Hasselhoff throws out a powerful jab. Hasselhoff lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kontiainen slips under a jab from Hasselhoff. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Kontiainen thows a left - swing and a miss! Hasselhoff throws a poor cross that misses
and Kontiainen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Hasselhoff throws a lazy right hand but Kontiainen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Hasselhoff takes one to the side of the head.
Kontiainen cracks Hasselhoff with an open hand slap. Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Kontiainen might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Hasselhoff has got the better of the exchanges. Hasselhoff moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hasselhoff feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Kontiainen sprawling to the canvas! Kontiainen rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Hasselhoff finish him?!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Paavali Kontiainen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Misha Hasselhoff! A very excited looking Misha Hasselhoff made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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