PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Henry Lancaster (ranked 302 p4p, 300 weight class) and Humors Lacplesis (ranked 41 p4p, 40 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Lancaster
vs
Lacplesis

183 cm
34
185
27 - 17 - 0

180 cm
37
171
41 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Henry Lancaster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Humors Lacplesis!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lancaster misses with an uppercut
and Lacplesis counters with a nice uppercut.
Good standup being displayed there by Lacplesis as he connects with a hook.
Henry Lancaster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lacplesis dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lancaster. That did some damage!
Lacplesis throws a body punch but Lancaster moves out of range.
Lacplesis thuds a left hand into Lancaster's body.
Lancaster missing with a left hand there. Lacplesis was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It seemed like Lacplesis was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Lacplesis has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Lancaster tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lacplesis was well out of range. Poor timing from Lancaster.
Lancaster misses with a hook
and Lacplesis counters with a stiff right hand.
Lancaster missing with a left hand there. Lacplesis was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lancaster throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Lacplesis counter with a right hand.
Lacplesis scores with a nice head shot.
Lacplesis throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lacplesis chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lacplesis. That's going to slow Lancaster down.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lacplesis.
A big left from Lancaster misses.
Lacplesis looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Lacplesis thows a body kick. Lancaster tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Lacplesis scores with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lacplesis tests Lancaster's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lancaster throws an off balance right hand
and Lacplesis counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A big left from Lancaster misses.
Lacplesis misses with a two punch combination.
Lacplesis moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lancaster thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lacplesis lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Lacplesis misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lacplesis takes a swing at Lancaster's ribcage but misses.
Lacplesis swats away the attempt to clinch by Lancaster.
A nice leg kick lands there from Lacplesis.
Lacplesis fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lancaster manages to avoid it.
Lancaster cracks Lacplesis with a good jab.
Nice uppercut there from Lacplesis.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big right from Lacplesis misses.
The fighters circling - Lacplesis throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A slow jab from Lancaster misses its intended target.
Lancaster misses with a looping left.
Lacplesis looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Lancaster throws a looping overhand right but Lacplesis ducks down to avoid it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lacplesis! But no joy.
Lacplesis lands a glancing blow to the side of Lancaster's head.
Lancaster takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lancaster throws a jab when Lacplesis was well out of range.
Lacplesis changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lacplesis ducks under a wild hook from Lancaster.
Lancaster is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A telegraphed right hand from Lancaster misses the target.
A little jabbing left from Lacplesis on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lacplesis.
Lacplesis with a nice calf kick.
Lancaster is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lacplesis.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lacplesis! But no joy.
Lancaster throws a poor cross that misses
and Lacplesis counters with a leg kick.
Good leg kick by Lacplesis.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lacplesis scores with a jab to the head.
Lacplesis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lancaster.
Lacplesis feints a counter leg kick.
Lacplesis works the jab nicely.
Lacplesis slips a jab from Lancaster.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lacplesis! But no joy.
Lancaster with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lacplesis to score with a decent uppercut.
Lancaster is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lacplesis.
Lacplesis fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lacplesis ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lancaster throws a jab but it's blocked by Lacplesis.
A telegraphed right hand from Lancaster misses the target.
Lacplesis appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Lancaster takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lancaster throws a shot from downtown. Lacplesis moves away and avoids it.
Lacplesis is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Lancaster had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Lacplesis throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lancaster is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lacplesis.
That kick from Lacplesis tenderised Lancaster's leg. Lancaster is trying to keep his angry face on.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lancaster bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lancaster throws the left hand but Lacplesis avoids the punch easily.
Lancaster is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Lancaster pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lacplesis throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lancaster connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lacplesis takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lancaster throws a hook to the side of Lacplesis's head but Lacplesis sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lacplesis connects with a body shot that sends Lancaster's belly button to the back.
Lancaster throws a right and a left that Lacplesis avoids nicely.
Lancaster missing with a left hand there. Lacplesis was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lancaster takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lancaster misses with a looping right.
Lancaster takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lacplesis avoids a punch combination nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lacplesis scores with a kick to the midsection.
Lacplesis getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Humors Lacplesis dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Lancaster crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Lacplesis - the referee stops the clock and Lancaster gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Lacplesis. Lancaster manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Humors Lacplesis seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lancaster throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lancaster misses with an uppercut
enabling Lacplesis to counter with a crisp jab.
Lacplesis thuds his right hand into Lancaster's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Lancaster misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lacplesis.
Lacplesis darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A big left from Lancaster misses.
Lacplesis cracks a nice hook into Lancaster's ribs.

Lancaster clinches.

Lacplesis manages to break the clinch.
Lancaster throws a big shot that misses.
Lacplesis stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lacplesis lands with a thumping leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lacplesis showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lancaster.
Lancaster is looking to clinch but Lacplesis is avoiding it.
Lancaster throws an off balance right hand
and Lacplesis counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lacplesis throws a head kick that misses
and Lancaster counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lancaster on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lacplesis cracks Lancaster with a right hand to the side of the head.
Lacplesis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lancaster.
Lacplesis tests Lancaster's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lancaster's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lancaster duly obliges.

It looks like Humors Lacplesis has been cut.
Lancaster looks to land a right hand but Lacplesis moved out of range.
Lacplesis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lancaster.
Lancaster shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Lacplesis darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lacplesis throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lancaster on the side of the head.
Lacplesis ducks under a wild hook from Lancaster.
Lancaster fails to land with a series of punches.
Lancaster scores with a nice right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lancaster misses with a looping right.
Lacplesis thuds a left hand into Lancaster's body.
Lancaster misses with a hook
and Lacplesis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lacplesis lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Lacplesis.
Lacplesis connects with a body shot.
Lancaster is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Lancaster takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lacplesis changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lancaster misses with a hook
and Lacplesis makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Lacplesis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lancaster.
Lancaster avoids the body shot from Lacplesis.
Lancaster is looking to counter punch.
Lancaster rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lacplesis counters with a low kick, right behind Lancaster 's knee.
Lacplesis swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lancaster takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lacplesis ducks under a wild hook from Lancaster.
Lacplesis lands with a shot to the body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Lacplesis.
Lancaster misses with a hook. Lacplesis ducked under it nicely.
Lacplesis slips a straight right by Lancaster.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lacplesis! But no joy.
Lancaster is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Lacplesis.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lacplesis.
Lancaster throws an off balance right hand
and Lacplesis makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Lancaster really felt that one!
Lacplesis staying out of range there.
Lancaster looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Lacplesis.
Lancaster closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lancaster throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lacplesis sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Lancaster moves into the clinch.
Lacplesis has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lancaster has a couple of punches blocked by Lacplesis.
Lacplesis blocks a body shot from Lancaster.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lacplesis swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lacplesis misses with a punch on the inside.
Lancaster struggles to land a body shot inside as Lacplesis controls his hands.
Lancaster tries to work over Lacplesis's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lancaster goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lancaster takes an elbow to the forehead.
Lacplesis lands a nice elbow.
Lancaster tries to work over Lacplesis's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hook to the body lands for Lancaster.
Lancaster misses with a body punch.
Lancaster doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lancaster misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lacplesis wants to break free but Lancaster has control.
Lancaster tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lacplesis's elbow.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Lacplesis breaks the clinch.
Lancaster throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lancaster takes a kick to the side of the head.
Lacplesis lands with a good body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Humors Lacplesis showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Humors Lacplesis's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Lancaster throws a combination that misses
and Lacplesis counters with a low kick, right behind Lancaster 's knee.
Lacplesis moves out of range as Lancaster strikes.
Lacplesis scores with a sloppy right hand. Lancaster should have avoided that one.
Lancaster throws a jab but it's blocked by Lacplesis.
Lancaster throws a shot from downtown. Lacplesis moves away and avoids it.
Lacplesis tries to move into range but Lancaster moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lancaster jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lacplesis fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lancaster manages to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Lancaster on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Lacplesis fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lancaster.
Lancaster swings widly with a right hand
and Lacplesis counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lancaster's knee momentarily.
Lancaster digs a good hook to Lacplesis's body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lancaster lands a two punch combo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lacplesis dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lancaster. That did some damage!
Lancaster takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lacplesis throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lacplesis fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lacplesis lands a glancing blow to the side of Lancaster's head.
Nice shot by Lacplesis.
Lacplesis displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lancaster throws out the jab.
Lacplesis thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Lancaster if he has to take too many more of those.
Lancaster throws a poor cross that misses
and Lacplesis counters with a straight right hand.
Lacplesis scores with a jab. Lancaster acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lacplesis lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A big right from Lancaster misses.
Lancaster walks into a left hand.
Lancaster scores with the left hand. Lacplesis knows he should have avoided that one.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lancaster throws a jab but it's blocked by Lacplesis.
Lacplesis throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lacplesis with a hook.
Lancaster thows a left - swing and a miss!
Henry Lancaster has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Humors Lacplesis is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lancaster misses with the combination.
Lacplesis uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Lancaster has time to react.
Lancaster takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lacplesis fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lacplesis scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Lancaster missing with a left hand there. Lacplesis was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lancaster misses the jab.
Lancaster misses with a jab to the body
and Lacplesis counters with a series of strikes. Lancaster will be more careful next time no doubt.
Lancaster throws a body punch but Lacplesis moves out of range.
Lacplesis lands with an overhand left.
Lancaster swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Lacplesis counters with a straight right hand.
Lacplesis punishes Lancaster's body with a nice straight punch.
That kick from Lacplesis tenderised Lancaster's leg. Lancaster is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lancaster looks to land a left hand but Lacplesis moved out of range nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lacplesis.
Lacplesis connects with a single shot there.
Lacplesis fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lacplesis connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lancaster. Lancaster circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Lacplesis cracks Lancaster with a good jab.
Lacplesis ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lacplesis scores with a jab.
Lancaster throws a big shot that misses.
A good leg kick by Lacplesis.
Lacplesis changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lacplesis.
Lacplesis lands a right hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lacplesis stuns Lancaster with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Lancaster misses with a left hand
and Lacplesis counters with an inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lancaster misses with an uppercut.
Lacplesis defending well as Lancaster loads up on a big left hand.
Lancaster throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lancaster falls off balance throwing a combination
and Lacplesis counters with a thumping low kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Both fighters circling a little - Lacplesis finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Lacplesis moves out of range as Lancaster strikes.
Lacplesis looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Lancaster rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lacplesis counters with an inside leg kick.
Lacplesis lands with a kick to the ribs.
Lacplesis lands with a good body shot.
Lancaster takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lacplesis scores with a nice head shot.
Lancaster will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Lacplesis looks for the body kick but Lancaster saw that one coming.
Lacplesis uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lancaster.
Lacplesis works the jab nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Humors Lacplesis comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Lacplesis winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Humors Lacplesis!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Humors Lacplesis made sure he mentioned Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q), along with how happy he was to win his fight.