PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cesare Tiramanti (ranked 253 p4p, 476 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 42 p4p, 68 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tiramanti
vs
Trump

185 cm
32
207
28 - 14 - 2

182 cm
37
203
36 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 14 - 2, fighting out of New York, Cesare Tiramanti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Andrew Berry and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trump connects with a body shot.
Trump doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Trump.
The fight stays on the outside here - Trump looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
No joy there for Trump, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Trump throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Tiramanti's head.
Trump tries to clinch there but Tiramanti circles away.
Tiramanti chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tiramanti swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tiramanti has been working on his boxing with his coaches at NY Savages in the buildup to the fight.
Tiramanti throws a sloppy head kick and Trump moves out of range easily.
Trump unleashes a big counter combination but Tiramanti bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Trump bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tiramanti's head backwards.
Trump slips a jab from Tiramanti.
Tiramanti misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Trump wants to clinch up but Tiramanti keeps it at a distance.
Trump avoids the body shot from Tiramanti.
Trump tries to clinch but Tiramanti is having none of it.
Trump misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Trump tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Trump is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump throws a sloppy head kick and Tiramanti moves out of range easily.
A combination from Tiramanti does no damage.
Tiramanti throws the left hand but Trump avoids the punch easily.
Trump takes a jab right on the kisser.
Tiramanti misses with a low kick.
Trump throws a big counter head kick but Tiramanti avoids it with no problem.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tiramanti. Trump does a little dance to reset his feet.
Trump tries to clinch but Tiramanti is having none of it.
Tiramanti appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Trump misses the target.
Tiramanti seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.

Trump moves into range and clinches up with Tiramanti.
Trump swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Trump throws a head punch that misses.
Trump pushes Tiramanti back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Trump doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tiramanti blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Trump - that landed with a thud.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiramanti tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Trump smiles and moves away.
Trump misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tiramanti half committed to a counter leg kick.
Trump moves in looking to clinch but Tiramanti pushes him off.
Tiramanti throwing a counter right hand but Trump manages to avoid it.
Trump lands a high kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tiramanti throws a shot from downtown. Trump moves away and avoids it.
Trump looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tiramanti throws a body punch but Trump moves out of range.
Tiramanti on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Trump tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Tiramanti manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Trump connects with a crisp jab.
Trump throws a sloppy head kick and Tiramanti moves out of range easily.
Trump wants to clinch.
Tiramanti swings away with a body shot that misses
and Trump counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Tiramanti is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Donald Trump is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Trump throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Tiramanti lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tiramanti scores with a jab.
Tiramanti stuns Trump with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Trump walks into a straight right hand from Tiramanti.

Tiramanti shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

Trump kicks Tiramanti off and gets back to his feet.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tiramanti circles away from the clinch attempt.
A head kick misses from Trump.
Trump plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A punch lands to the side of Trump 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Trump lands a head kick!
Tiramanti misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Trump.
Trump throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Tiramanti blocks a head kick by Trump.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tiramanti fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Trump manages to avoid it.
Tiramanti misses with the combination.
Trump is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tiramanti.
Tiramanti avoids the body shot from Trump.
Tiramanti scores with a decent looking hook.
Tiramanti lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Trump circles away quickly and effectively.
A head kick misses from Trump.
Trump tries to clinch up.
Trump on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jab by Tiramanti.
Tiramanti circles away from the clinch attempt.
Trump moves out of range as Tiramanti strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tiramanti throws a right and a left that Trump avoids nicely.
Trump tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tiramanti darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Tiramanti just misses with a punch to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Donald Trump will probably get the nod.
That's time! Tiramanti's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Trump tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Trump clinches.
Trump misses with a hook from the clinch.
Trump misses with a punch to the body.
Tiramanti blocking some punches.

Trump escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Trump is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Trump takes one on the button.
Tiramanti keeps the fight on the outside.
Tiramanti seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tiramanti.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Trump! But no joy.
A head kick misses from Trump.
Trump drops his hands momentarily and Tiramanti takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tiramanti with a jab.

Tiramanti manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Trump on his heels. He'll look to pass Trump's guard now, I'm sure.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Trump keeping full guard, as Tiramanti tries to pass.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Trump uses the cage to get back to his feet.

The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Trump rushes Tiramanti and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Tiramanti blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Trump tries to work over Tiramanti's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tiramanti tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Trump misses with a body punch.
Trump throws a punch but it's blocked by Tiramanti.
Trump goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Trump misses with a body punch.
Trump lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Trump has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Tiramanti seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Trump can turn it around.
Tiramanti prevents a body shot from Trump.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Tiramanti decides to pull guard.

Trump decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Trump digs a good hook to Tiramanti's body.

Trump moves into the clinch successfully.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Trump misses with the head strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Trump creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Trump can't find room to land a body shot as Tiramanti controls the action.
Trump tries a body shot but Tiramanti blocks it.
A right hand to the body from Trump.
Trump tries a body shot but Tiramanti blocks it.
Trump misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Trump.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tiramanti.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tiramanti.
Tiramanti blocks a body shot from Trump.

Tiramanti has picked Trump up - he's going for a ride! Tiramanti dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Donald Trump has got the better of the ground game so far.
Tiramanti looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Tiramanti is looking to stall here but Trump recovers full guard.
Trump pulls Tiramanti in close to prevent any damage.
Tiramanti controlling from the top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump keeping moving, preventing Tiramanti from controlling successfully.
Trump is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Trump is pulling down on Tiramanti's head to control his posture.
Tiramanti trying to control but Trump is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Donald Trump showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Tiramanti throws a leg kick that misses.
An inside leg kick from Tiramanti misses.
Trump pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Trump misses with a head kick.

Tiramanti scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Trump makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Tiramanti lands a nice shot that snaps Trump's head back.

Trump instigates a clinch.

Trump breaks the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tiramanti swings for the body but Trump moves out of range.
As Tiramanti backs off Trump throws a huge counter combo but Tiramanti manages to avoid it all.
Trump tries to clinch but Tiramanti is having none of it.
Tiramanti lands with a straight right. Trump didn't see that one coming.
Trump doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tiramanti swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tiramanti throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Trump tries to clinch but Tiramanti is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump wants to clinch
and Tiramanti counters with a stiff right hand.
Tiramanti with a hook.

Trump moves into the clinch successfully.
Tiramanti blocks an uppercut.
Trump goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Tiramanti breaks from the clinch.
Trump connects with an inside leg kick.
Trump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Trump wants to clinch up but Tiramanti keeps it at a distance.
Trump lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Trump throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tiramanti. Trump does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tiramanti scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Donald Trump is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Trump slips a straight right by Tiramanti.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tiramanti cracks Trump with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump misses with the combination.
Tiramanti lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Tiramanti.

Trump moves into the clinch successfully.

Tiramanti pulls guard.
Trump wanted to stand there but Tiramanti had control of the position.
Trump not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Tiramanti looking for a triangle here. Trump is fighting it but it looks tight! Tiramanti pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Trump is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Cesare Tiramanti!
In his post fight interview, Cesare Tiramanti started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
In defeat, Donald Trump stepped up to the mic, saying 'It was the russians !'.