PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 692 p4p, 1207 weight class) and Pertti Naulakko (ranked 96 p4p, 171 weight class). Naulakko has chosen Amon Amarth - First Kill as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Trump
vs
Naulakko

182 cm
37
203
36 - 17 - 0

180 cm
41
213
23 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donald Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pertti Naulakko!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Patrick Alders and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Naulakko scores with a jab to the body.
Pertti Naulakko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight stays on the outside here - Trump looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Trump lands a head kick. Naulakko smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Pertti Naulakko has been cut.
Naulakko misses with a right hand
and Naulakko takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Trump clinches up against the cage.
Trump working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Naulakko tries to work over Trump's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Naulakko avoiding damage as Trump throws knees to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Trump.
Trump misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Naulakko is trying to maintain a safe position but Trump gets an underhook and turns Naulakko into the cage.
A right hand to the body from Naulakko.
Trump prevents a body shot from Naulakko.

Naulakko pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Naulakko ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Trump moves away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Naulakko fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Trump manages to avoid it.
Naulakko jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naulakko misses with a body shot.
Naulakko slips a jab and a cross from Trump.
Naulakko throws a low kick but it's checked well by Trump.
A shot to the body from Naulakko misses
and Trump counters with a one-two to the body.
Naulakko takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Naulakko is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Naulakko misses with a left hand
and Trump counters with a series of strikes. Naulakko will be more careful next time no doubt.

Naulakko is rocked!

Trump moves into the clinch.
I was talking to Trump's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Naulakko lands a right hand that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
Naulakko scores with a shoulder strike.
Naulakko blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Trump misses with a body punch.
Naulakko is looking to break free of the clinch but Trump has double underhooks.
Trump struggles to land a body shot inside as Naulakko controls his hands.
Trump lands an elbow inside that Naulakko shrugs off.
Trump swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Naulakko scores with a shot to the side of Trump's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trump creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Naulakko's defenses.
Trump misses with a hook from the clinch.
Naulakko lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
Naulakko lands with a left to the head.
Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Naulakko leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Trump misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Naulakko.
Trump blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Naulakko breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Naulakko throws a body punch but Trump moves out of range.
Naulakko looks to score with a jab to the body but Trump is just out of range.
Trump tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Naulakko uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trump.
A slow jab from Naulakko misses its intended target.
Naulakko is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Trump rather than just go for the knockout.
Trump takes one to the chin there.
Naulakko fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Trump is out of range.
Naulakko waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Trump.
As Naulakko looks to move away, Trump throws a big counter combo but Naulakko just gets out of the way.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Naulakko stuns Trump with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Naulakko throws a shot from downtown. Trump moves away and avoids it.
Trump is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Naulakko tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Trump seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Naulakko pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Trump throwing a counter right hand but Naulakko manages to avoid it.
Naulakko missing with a left hand there. Trump was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Naulakko stuns Trump with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Naulakko loads up on a big right hand but Trump slips the punch.
Trump looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Naulakko throws a lazy uppercut
and Trump counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice uppercut there from Naulakko.
Naulakko swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Naulakko misses with a shot to the body
enabling Trump to counter with a crisp jab.
Trump lands a slapping body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Naulakko jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump slips a straight right by Naulakko.
Naulakko takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Trump walks into a stiff left hand from Naulakko.
Trump throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Trump closes the distance and pushes Naulakko back into the cage.
Trump missing with knees to the body.
Trump can't find room to land a body shot as Naulakko controls the action.
Trump tries to land knees in the clinch but Naulakko avoids the damage to the body.

Naulakko breaks from the clinch.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Naulakko.

Trump gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Trump blocks an uppercut.
Naulakko struggles to land a body shot inside as Trump controls his hands.
Naulakko works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Trump misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Donald Trump will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Pertti Naulakko's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Trump closes the distance looking to clinch
and Naulakko counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Naulakko fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Trump has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Trump scores with a head kick. Naulakko tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Donald Trump is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Naulakko waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Trump.
Naulakko swings for the body but Trump moves out of range.
Naulakko throws a body punch but Trump moves out of range.
Trump throws a head kick that Naulakko semi-blocks.
Trump fails with an attempt to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Naulakko drops Trump with a beautiful combination! Trump stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Naulakko is looking for the KO!

It looks like Donald Trump has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Naulakko throws a shot to the body.
A jab from Naulakko finds it's way through Trump's defenses.
Trump displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Naulakko throws out the jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naulakko dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Naulakko lands with a good body shot.
Naulakko throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Naulakko throws a half hearted mid kick.
Naulakko scores with a jab. Trump acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Naulakko shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Naulakko scores with a nice strike.
Jab, jab by Naulakko - just one landing.
Naulakko throws a shot from downtown. Trump moves away and avoids it.
A shot to the liver by Naulakko. Beautiful body shot.
Naulakko loads up on a big right hand but Trump slips the punch.
A jab from Naulakko finds it's way through Trump's defenses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trump defending well as Naulakko loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump just misses with a punch to the body.
Trump avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Naulakko throws out a leg kick but Trump moves out of range and Naulakko only half commits.
Trump thinks about countering with a head kick.
Trump tries to close the distance and clinch up but Naulakko swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Trump fails in his attempt to clinch.
Naulakko misses with a hook.
Trump loads up on a big right hand but Naulakko slips the punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Naulakko. Trump does a little dance to reset his feet.

Trump clinches with his opponent.
Naulakko misses with the head strike.
Trump digs a right hand underneath Naulakko's ribcage. Naulakko let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Naulakko has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Trump tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Naulakko avoids it.
Naulakko blocks a body shot from Trump.
Naulakko scores with a nice hook to the head.
Naulakko blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump throws a punch but it's blocked by Naulakko.
Trump creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Trump misses with a hook from the clinch.
Naulakko pushes Trump back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Naulakko dodges an elbow strike from Trump.
Donald Trump has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Naulakko stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Naulakko is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Naulakko just leaning against Trump, taking a breather.
Naulakko lands a hook that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
Trump lands an elbow just above Naulakko 's eye.
Naulakko lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Naulakko fails to land.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Naulakko.
Naulakko can't find room to land a body shot as Trump controls the action.
Naulakko avoids a wild elbow strike from Trump.
Trump misses with an elbow strike.
Trump missing with knees to the body.
Trump tries a body shot but Naulakko blocks it.

Naulakko breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump slips under a jab.
Naulakko circles away from the clinch attempt
and Naulakko cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Naulakko throws a body shot but no joy.
Trump defending well as Naulakko loads up on a big left hand.
Trump throws a sloppy head kick
and Naulakko counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Trump tries to clinch
enabling Naulakko to counter with a crisp jab.
Naulakko swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trump throws a series of punches but Naulakko moves out of range.
Naulakko throws an off balance right hand
and Trump counters with a two punch combo.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Naulakko lands with a cross.
Trump doesn't manage to clinch there - Naulakko circles away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Pertti Naulakko showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Naulakko scores with a jab to the body.
Naulakko connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Naulakko misses with a left hand
and Trump counters with a stiff right hand.
Trump takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Naulakko takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Naulakko bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Trump wants to clinch up but Naulakko keeps it at a distance.
Trump misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Trump takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Trump takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Trump is rocked!
Pertti Naulakko seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Naulakko scores with a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Naulakko loads up on a big right hand but Trump slips the punch.
Trump throws a counter high kick but Naulakko was just alert enough to avoid it.
Naulakko throws a leg kick but Trump moved away.

Naulakko lands a big right hand that sends Trump crashing to the mat! Naulakko stays standing though and waves Trump back to his feet!
Oh Trump is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naulakko throws a shot from downtown. Trump moves away and avoids it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Naulakko avoids a punch combination nicely.
Naulakko tries to work over Trump's front leg with a kick but Trump checks it.
Trump seems to have got his legs back now.
Trump throws a right and a left that Naulakko avoids nicely.
Naulakko ducks under a wild hook from Trump.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Naulakko! But no joy.
Naulakko throws a low kick but Trump avoids it.
Naulakko throws a body punch but Trump moves out of range.
Naulakko throws out a loose jab but Trump uses good head movement to avoid it.
Naulakko throws out a loose jab but Trump uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trump tries to clinch up.
Naulakko tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Trump was well out of range. Poor timing from Naulakko.
Naulakko blocks a head kick by Trump.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Naulakko throws a right hand that misses
and Trump counters with a series of strikes. Naulakko will be more careful next time no doubt.
Naulakko blocks a head kick by Trump.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jab by Naulakko.

Naulakko cracks Trump with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Trump looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Naulakko finish him?
Trump throws a right hand that misses
and Naulakko counters with a huge left! Trump is in big trouble! He's backing up but Naulakko isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Trump from any more damage. A dominating finish by Naulakko!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pertti Naulakko!
A relieved looking Pertti Naulakko thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Donald Trump had this to say: 'It was the russians !'.