PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Skurwysynowski (ranked 633 p4p, 1680 weight class) and Danny Danger (ranked 93 p4p, 227 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Skurwysynowski
vs
Danger

193 cm
25
205
11 - 4 - 1

193 cm
25
205
8 - 8 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Vladimir Skurwysynowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Danny Danger!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice jab there from Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski misses with a body shot
and Danger counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Vladimir Skurwysynowski has been cut.
Skurwysynowski feints and then cracks Danger's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Danger down.
Skurwysynowski lands with a hook. Danger tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Vladimir Skurwysynowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skurwysynowski's jab looks to have found its range, popping Danger under the eye.
A jab from Skurwysynowski misses.
Skurwysynowski looks to land a left hand but Danger moved out of range nicely.
A low kick from Skurwysynowski misses
enabling Danger to counter with a crisp jab.
Skurwysynowski slips a straight right by Danger.
Danger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski moves out of range of the leg kick from Danger.
Skurwysynowski swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Skurwysynowski scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Skurwysynowski tries to land a leg kick but Danger saw it coming and moves away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Skurwysynowski scores with a nice strike.
A good leg kick by Skurwysynowski.
Danger slips a jab from Skurwysynowski.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Skurwysynowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Skurwysynowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A little jabbing left from Danger on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A solid body kick from Danger.
Skurwysynowski throws a sloppy head kick
and Danger counters with a stiff right hand.
Danger looks to land a left hand but Skurwysynowski moved out of range nicely.
Skurwysynowski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Danger.
Skurwysynowski loads up on a big right hand but Danger slips the punch.
Danger swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Skurwysynowski has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Danger takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Danger shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Danger throws a looping overhand right but Skurwysynowski ducks down to avoid it.
Skurwysynowski comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Skurwysynowski throws a leg kick but Danger moved away.
Skurwysynowski swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Danger.
Danger slips under a jab.
Skurwysynowski misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skurwysynowski misses with a wild body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Danger throws a poor cross that misses
and Danger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Skurwysynowski takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Danger uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski throws a leg kick
and Skurwysynowski takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Danger thows a left - swing and a miss!
Danger looks for the body kick but Skurwysynowski saw that one coming.
Skurwysynowski is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Danger.
Skurwysynowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Danger moves away.
Skurwysynowski lands with a hook. Danger tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Skurwysynowski swings widly with a right hand
and Danger counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Danger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Skurwysynowski manages to avoid it.
As Danger backs away, Skurwysynowski returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Skurwysynowski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Danger manages to avoid it.
Skurwysynowski lands a nice leg kick that just misses Danger's sensitive parts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Skurwysynowski finds it's way through Danger's defenses.
A jab lands there for Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski throws a right hand that misses
and Danger counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Danger misses the target.
Skurwysynowski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Danger.
Skurwysynowski uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Danger has time to react.
Nice defenses there by Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski throws a low kick but it's checked well by Danger.
Danger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Skurwysynowski was well out of range. Poor timing from Danger.
Skurwysynowski throws a hook to the side of Danger's head but Danger sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Skurwysynowski connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Danger tries to clinch but Skurwysynowski is having none of it.
Danger drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skurwysynowski lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A clash of legs there as Danger blocks the low kick.
Skurwysynowski connects with a looping right hand.
Skurwysynowski avoids the body shot from Danger.
A jab from Skurwysynowski misses.
Skurwysynowski throws a leg kick but Danger sees it coming and checks it nicely.
It seemed like Danger was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Skurwysynowski is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Danger throws a lazy uppercut
and Danger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Danger lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Skurwysynowski misses with a hook.
Danger throws a looping overhand right but Skurwysynowski ducks down to avoid it.
Skurwysynowski was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Danger avoids the body shot from Skurwysynowski.
Danger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Danger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Skurwysynowski was well out of range. Poor timing from Danger.
Danger misses with an uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Skurwysynowski dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vladimir Skurwysynowski's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Skurwysynowski throws a jab when Danger was well out of range.
Skurwysynowski ducks under a wild hook from Danger.
Skurwysynowski is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Danger.
A left lands for Skurwysynowski.
Danger throws the left hand but Skurwysynowski avoids the punch easily.
Skurwysynowski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Danger.
Danger keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Skurwysynowski.
Danger is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Skurwysynowski.
Danger uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Skurwysynowski.
Danger swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Danger works Skurwysynowski's body with a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Skurwysynowski is looking to slow Danger down with leg kicks.
Skurwysynowski throws the left hand but Danger avoids the punch easily.
Skurwysynowski pivots, looking for a leg kick but Danger is out of range and Skurwysynowski settles back down.
It seemed like Danger was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Danger stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Skurwysynowski.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Skurwysynowski throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Danger missing with a left hand there. Skurwysynowski was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Danger works the jab nicely.
Skurwysynowski misses with a hook. Danger ducked under it nicely.
Skurwysynowski motions for Danger to come forward. Skurwysynowski throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Skurwysynowski slips under a jab from Danger.
Skurwysynowski looks to land a left hand but Danger moved out of range nicely.
Skurwysynowski cracks Danger with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Skurwysynowski slips under a jab.
Danger fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Danger scores with a body shot.
Skurwysynowski lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Danger tries to clinch up.
Skurwysynowski punishes Danger's body with a nice straight punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danger misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Skurwysynowski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Danger ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Donk. Skurwysynowski catches Danger right on the button with a cross.
Danger throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Skurwysynowski was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Danger throws a right hand that misses
and Skurwysynowski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Danger avoids the body shot from Skurwysynowski.
Danger gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Skurwysynowski.
Danger ducks under a wild hook from Skurwysynowski.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski throws a body shot but no joy.
Skurwysynowski throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Skurwysynowski looks to land a right hand but Danger moved out of range.
Danger follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danger on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Danger ducks under a wild hook from Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski throws a leg kick
and Danger counters with a nice body shot.
Skurwysynowski moves out of range of the strikes.
Danger uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Danger.
Skurwysynowski swings widly with a right hand
letting Danger counter with a right hand.
Skurwysynowski takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Danger swings widly with a right hand
and Skurwysynowski counters with a nice uppercut.
Danger throws a jab when Skurwysynowski was well out of range.
Skurwysynowski lands a body shot.
Danger throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Skurwysynowski sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Danger slips a straight right by Skurwysynowski.
Danger tries to land a body kick
enabling Skurwysynowski to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Danger throws out a powerful jab.
Nice defenses there by Skurwysynowski.
Danger walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Skurwysynowski misses with a hook. Danger ducked under it nicely.
Danger getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Skurwysynowski throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Danger to counter with a crisp jab.
Danger throws an overhand right that lands on Skurwysynowski's shoulder, as Skurwysynowski tries to avoid the shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Skurwysynowski misses the target.
Danger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski swings widly with a right hand
and Danger counters with a straight right hand.
Skurwysynowski scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A good leg kick by Skurwysynowski.
Danger throws a predictable looking body shot
and Skurwysynowski counters with a nice uppercut.
Danger checks the leg kick nicely there.
A countering left hand to the body from Danger misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Vladimir Skurwysynowski will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Vladimir Skurwysynowski's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Skurwysynowski misses with a right hand
and Danger counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Danger drops his hands momentarily and Skurwysynowski takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Skurwysynowski looks to score with a jab to the body but Danger is just out of range.
Skurwysynowski throws a front kick aimed at Danger's knee but Danger avoids it well.
Danger throws a looping overhand right but Skurwysynowski ducks down to avoid it.
Danger moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Skurwysynowski looks to land a right hand but Danger moved out of range.

Danger takes the fight into the clinch.
Skurwysynowski blocks a body shot from Danger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Skurwysynowski misses with a hook from the clinch.
Danger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Danger misses with some punches.
A short right from Danger.

Skurwysynowski manages to break the clinch.
A jab from Danger misses.
Skurwysynowski is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Danger clinches up against the cage.
Skurwysynowski lands a right hand that snaps the head of Danger backwards.
Skurwysynowski tries to work over Danger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Skurwysynowski breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Skurwysynowski lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Danger at a distance.
Skurwysynowski avoids the body shot from Danger.
Skurwysynowski misses with a low kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Skurwysynowski as he connects with a hook.
A head kick misses from Danger.
Skurwysynowski turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Skurwysynowski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Danger.
Skurwysynowski is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Danger can do to turn this around?
Danger throws a head kick but Skurwysynowski moves out of range.
A big left from Danger misses.
Skurwysynowski throws a jab but it's blocked by Danger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danger throws out a loose jab but Skurwysynowski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Skurwysynowski throwing a counter right hand but Danger manages to avoid it.
Danger has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Skurwysynowski with a jab.
Skurwysynowski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Danger.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Danger uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Danger looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Danger slips a straight right by Skurwysynowski.
Danger looks to score with a jab to the body but Skurwysynowski is just out of range.
Skurwysynowski appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Skurwysynowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Danger takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Danger throws a looping overhand right but Skurwysynowski ducks down to avoid it.
Skurwysynowski throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Danger stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Danger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Skurwysynowski misses with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skurwysynowski throws a chopping leg kick but Danger manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Skurwysynowski misses with an uppercut. Danger saw that one coming.
Skurwysynowski misses with a straight right.
It seemed like Danger was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Danger avoids the head kick by Skurwysynowski.
Nice shot lands for Danger.
Danger is looking to chop away at Skurwysynowski's legs.
Vladimir Skurwysynowski is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Skurwysynowski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Danger.
Skurwysynowski avoids the head kick by Danger.
Danger misses the shot to the body.
Skurwysynowski throws a solid leg kick but Danger takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Skurwysynowski.
Danger looks to land a left hand but Skurwysynowski moved out of range nicely.
Skurwysynowski thuds a left hand into Danger's body.
Danny Danger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Danger slips a jab from Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski throws a looping overhand right but Danger ducks down to avoid it.
Danger now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Skurwysynowski displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Danger throws out the jab.
A swing and a miss from Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Danger stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Skurwysynowski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Skurwysynowski scores with a hook.
Skurwysynowski lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Danger slips a straight right by Skurwysynowski.
Skurwysynowski blocks a low kick nicely.
Skurwysynowski lands a nice shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Danger.
Danger misses with the body kick
and Skurwysynowski counters with a slapping leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vladimir Skurwysynowski showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Skurwysynowski, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vladimir Skurwysynowski!
A victorious Vladimir Skurwysynowski thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.