PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kamaru Snoozemen (ranked 24855 p4p, 4928 weight class) and Broady Hallows (ranked 488 p4p, 405 weight class). Kamaru Snoozemen could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Broady Hallows's chin.

Snoozemen
vs
Hallows

188 cm
21
150
2 - 2 - 0

177 cm
19
152
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

PWNAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kamaru Snoozemen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Broady Hallows!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hallows moves into the clinch.
Snoozemen has a couple of punches blocked by Hallows.
Hallows lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Hallows.
Hallows pushes Snoozemen back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hallows missing with knees to the body.
A hook to the body from Hallows.
Hallows lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Hallows tries a body shot but Snoozemen blocks it.
Hallows with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Nice body punch from Hallows - that landed with a thud.
Hallows lands a right hand that snaps the head of Snoozemen backwards.
Hallows throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Snoozemen blocks it with crossed arms.
Hallows dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Snoozemen takes an elbow to the forehead.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hallows keeps control of Snoozemen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hallows tries to land a knee to the head but Snoozemen blocks with his arms.
Hallows tries to throw a body punch but Snoozemen avoids it by throwing Hallows back against the cage.
Snoozemen wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Snoozemen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Hallows is keeping busy.
Snoozemen can't get the takedown.
Hallows lands an elbow inside that Snoozemen shrugs off.
Snoozemen avoids the elbow strike from Hallows, against the cage.
Hallows lands a knee to the body.
Hallows makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Snoozemen really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Snoozemen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hallows creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Snoozemen's defenses.
Snoozemen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hallows tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short body shot lands from Hallows as the two fighters clinch.
Hallows gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hallows lands an elbow inside.

Snoozemen is rocked!
Hallows creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Snoozemen with a big uppercut! Snoozemen tries to clinch up but Hallows pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Snoozemen to the mat! Snoozemen covers up and Hallows unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Broady Hallows!
An out of breath Broady Hallows thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.