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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy (ranked 678 p4p, 1165 weight class) and Bob Barnes (ranked 28 p4p, 29 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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30 - 18 - 1 |
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193 cm
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13 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Barnes!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Hirohito Nitta and Kenichi Hosakawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot.
Barnes lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Meat Boy backs up against the cage.
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Barnes has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Meat Boy closes the distance and clinches.
Barnes tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Barnes is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Barnes looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Meat Boy can't find room to land a body shot as Barnes controls the action.
Barnes breaks from the clinch.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up but Barnes circles away and keeps his distance.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Barnes lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Meat Boy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Meat Boy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but Barnes circles away.
Barnes is looking for the big counter here.
Meat Boy misses with a leg kick
and Barnes counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Meat Boy walks into a stiff left hand from Barnes.
Barnes swats away the attempt to clinch by Meat Boy.
Barnes appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Barnes jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Barnes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy clinches with his opponent.
Meat Boy manages to break the clinch.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up.
Barnes throws a counter combo.
Meat Boy throws a body punch but Barnes moves out of range.
As Meat Boy backs off Barnes throws a huge counter combo but Meat Boy manages to avoid it all.
The crowd cheers as Barnes lands an impressive looking overhand right. Meat Boy doesn't seem phased though.
A solid body kick from Barnes.
Meat Boy just misses with a punch to the body.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Barnes counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Barnes on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Meat Boy. Meat Boy obviously looking to wear him down.
Barnes keeps the fight on the outside.
Meat Boy misses the shot to the body.
Meat Boy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Barnes connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Meat Boy's hands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Meat Boy misses with a lunging right hand
and Barnes counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
Barnes circles away from the clinch attempt
and Barnes counters with a one-two to the body.
Super Meat Boy's cut is getting worse.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but Barnes circles away.
Barnes keeps the fight on the outside.
A telegraphed right hand from Meat Boy misses the target.
Barnes wants to land a leg kick but Meat Boy is out of range.
Some wild striking there from Barnes.
Meat Boy looks for the body kick but Barnes saw that one coming.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Barnes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Meat Boy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Barnes counters with an inside leg kick.
Meat Boy cracks Barnes with a right hand to the side of the head.
Meat Boy instigates a clinch.
Meat Boy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Barnes backwards.
Meat Boy lands a body punch in the clinch.
Barnes is trying to break the clinch but Meat Boy is controlling him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Barnes avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Barnes is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Barnes looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Meat Boy lands a shot to the body.
Meat Boy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Meat Boy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Barnes backwards.
Barnes tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Barnes tries to break the clinch but Meat Boy is controlling the position.
Barnes wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Barnes wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Barnes taking a breather.
Barnes's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch but Barnes swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Barnes motions for Meat Boy to come forward. Barnes throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Meat Boy punishes Barnes's body with a nice straight punch.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Barnes paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Barnes appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barnes misses with a wild body shot.
Meat Boy has managed to clinch.
Barnes wants to break the clinch but can't.
Meat Boy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Meat Boy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
Despite the aggression on Barnes's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Barnes tries to keep at a distance but Meat Boy has taken the fight into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Barnes's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Barnes breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy forces Barnes back against the cage and clinches.
Meat Boy dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Barnes is looking to break free of the clinch but Meat Boy has double underhooks.
Meat Boy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Barness head.
Meat Boy stalling.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Bob Barnes will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Super Meat Boy's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Meat Boy clinches up with Barnes and pushes him back against the cage.
Meat Boy dips a shoulder and cracks Barnes with a mighty uppercut! Barnes falls back against the cage and Meat Boy unloads with a barrage of strikes! Barnes is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Meat Boy screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Super Meat Boy waved his t-shirt featuring Neon Zombie's logo in front of the cameras.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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