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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd McPherson (ranked 3340 p4p, 3220 weight class) and Jonas Carvalho (ranked 389 p4p, 369 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd McPherson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jonas Carvalho!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Robert Douchet and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carvalho just misses with a punch to the body.
Carvalho throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McPherson feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Carvalho is wriggling around but McPherson manages to pass to half guard.
McPherson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Carvalho has managed to free his arm - good work.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Carvalho keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Carvalho is trying to stand back up but McPherson is controlling him
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Carvalho's head.
Carvalho looks like he's trying to stand up.
McPherson working Carvalho over with strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice strikes from McPherson there.
Carvalho taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Carvalho's head.
McPherson wants to pass to mount but Carvalho is defending the position.
Carvalho avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McPherson.
McPherson trying to control the pace.
McPherson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Carvalho blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Carvalho tries to kick McPherson off but McPherson keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Carvalho really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McPherson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Carvalho's head.
McPherson slips a nice elbow through Carvalho's hands, connecting with Carvalho's forehead.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Carvalho's head.
McPherson is trying to control the action in half guard but Carvalho is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Carvalho's head.
Carvalho looks like he's trying to stand up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPherson is nestled in close to Carvalho, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
McPherson lands with a punch from half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McPherson lands a nice short elbow.
Carvalho keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
McPherson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
McPherson is trying for a kimura here. Carvalho looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! McPherson wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Turd McPherson!
Our winner, Turd McPherson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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