PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Frank Dux (ranked 742 p4p, 688 weight class) and Natalia Pisswater (ranked 42 p4p, 38 weight class). Dux's entrance music is Bloodsport. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dux
vs
Pisswater

183 cm
22
146
8 - 1 - 0

170 cm
24
136
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Voodoo Nutrition

HELLBENT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Dux!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Natalia Pisswater!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Chad Campbell and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for Pisswater.
Dux will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Pisswater leaves Dux with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Pisswater connects with a single shot there.
Dux misses with a takedown
and Pisswater counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Dux. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dux shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pisswater sprawls well. Pisswater wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dux gets slowly back to his feet.

Pisswater instigates a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dux prevents a body shot from Pisswater.
Dux goes for a takedown in the clinch but Pisswater prevents it.

Pisswater's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Frank Dux seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dux misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dux with a lazy takedown attempt
and Pisswater counters with a left to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pisswater.
Dux looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

Pisswater has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pisswater lands an uppercut.
Dux really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Pisswater digs a right hand into Dux's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dux's gas tank.
A right hand to the body from Pisswater.
Pisswater scores with a shot to the side of Dux's head.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Pisswater has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
A short left from Pisswater.
Pisswater gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dux.
Pisswater stops a takedown attempt from Dux.
Dux drops down looking for an ankle pick but Pisswater pulls his leg out and moves away.
Pisswater defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dux.
Dux with a lazy takedown attempt
and Pisswater counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dux thinking.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Pisswater drives through and clinches with Dux against the cage.

Pisswater pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pisswater connects with a body shot.
Dux misses with a takedown

and Pisswater counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Pisswater.
Dux is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dux working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pisswater.
Pisswater is looking to work some ground and pound but Dux has wrist control.
Pisswater throwing strikes but missing.
Pisswater wants to control from the top but Dux keeps moving.
Pisswater trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dux will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dux avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Pisswater has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pisswater trying to move into half guard but instead Dux has managed to sweep!

Pisswater looking for a sweep. Not yet Pisswater, not yet.
Dux trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom.

Pisswater has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dux can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Pisswater avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dux defends well.
Dux stopping the sweep attempt from Pisswater.
Pisswater working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dux.
Dux working some strikes from top position.

Pisswater looking for a triangle here. Dux is fighting it but it looks tight! Pisswater pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Dux is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Natalia Pisswater!
A less than humble Natalia Pisswater misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.