PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John Dillinger (ranked 3675 p4p, 4260 weight class) and Hans Snozz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Hans Snozz was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Dillinger
vs
Snozz

189 cm
25
192
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
185
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, John Dillinger !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hans Snozz!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Franklyn Lucas and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snozz slips under a jab from Dillinger .
Dillinger lands a really nice looking cross but Snozz seems unphased.
Snozz on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Snozz shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dillinger pinned against the cage. Dillinger gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Snozz fails with a takedown attempt.
Dillinger is looking to counter punch.
Dillinger displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dillinger uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Snozz misses with the body kick
enabling Dillinger to counter with a crisp jab.
Snozz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dillinger throws out the jab.
Dillinger connects with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dillinger scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Dillinger throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dillinger avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Snozz fails with the takedown.
John Dillinger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hans Snozz.
Dillinger lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Snozz is rocked!
Dillinger knocks out Snozz with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Dillinger before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Dillinger picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). John Dillinger !
John Dillinger seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.