PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Dickweed (ranked 4511 p4p, 3634 weight class) and Iranian Hulk (ranked 452 p4p, 402 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dickweed
vs
Hulk

200 cm
19
275
0 - 0 - 0

207 cm
19
286
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Dickweed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Iranian Hulk!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickweed shoots in for a takedown but Hulk shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

Hulk shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Dickweed's guard.

Dickweed looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Dickweed has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hulk can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Hulk stands up from guard. Let's bang!

Dickweed gets caught flat footed, as Hulk shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Dickweed looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Hulk has picked Dickweed up and slammed him! Dickweed can't keep hold of the triangle and Hulk manages to pass to side control!

Hulk is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Dickweed is trying to escape and Hulk transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Dickweed is forced to tap! Nice work there by Hulk! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Iranian Hulk!