PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uga Buga (ranked 3124 p4p, 2241 weight class) and Needle Dick (ranked 363 p4p, 281 weight class). Dick has chosen Watch where you're going, Needle Dick! as his entrance music. Uga Buga has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Buga
vs
Dick

201 cm
32
265
8 - 7 - 0

190 cm
32
278
19 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Uga Buga!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Needle Dick!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Phil Schofield and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buga shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Dick eats them both and turns towards Buga to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

It looks like Needle Dick has been cut.
Buga fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dick looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

Dick cracks Buga with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dick has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Buga to stand back up!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Buga changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dick drops Buga with a big left hand! Buga is injured, injured bad! Dick jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Needle Dick!
Needle Dick thanked the fans post fight for their support.