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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Michael Aalto (ranked 690 p4p, 365 weight class) and Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 76 p4p, 47 weight class). Saggy Dinglestomper is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Michael Aalto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dinglestomper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Aalto fails with a takedown attempt.
Aalto fails with the takedown.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Aalto is just out of range.
Aalto looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper gets a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Aalto.
Aalto scores with a shot to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Aalto manages to break the clinch.
Aalto takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Dinglestomper tries to bum rush Aalto with a series of wild strikes but Aalto uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Aalto on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper obviously looking to wear him down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Aalto looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Aalto doesn't seem bothered though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Aalto.
Aalto stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Aalto slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
Aalto was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Aalto takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A big left from Aalto misses.
Dinglestomper lands a really nice looking cross but Aalto seems unphased.
Dinglestomper missing with a left hand there. Aalto was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Aalto takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Aalto misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper blocks a head kick by Aalto.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Aalto moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper throws a series of punches but Aalto moves out of range.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot.
Dinglestomper tries a low kick but Aalto avoids it.
Aalto is looking to counter punch.
Dinglestomper falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dinglestomper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Dinglestomper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Aalto momentarily.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Aalto swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Aalto circles away from the clinch attempt.
Aalto feinted with a counter takedown.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Aalto swats away the attempt to clinch by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Aalto.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Aalto presses Dinglestomper against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Aalto.
Aalto misses with a punch on the inside.
Aalto lands with a right to the head.
Aalto pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Aalto misses with a hook.
Dinglestomper scores with a punch to the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the body
and Aalto counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Aalto.
Dinglestomper gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dinglestomper presses Aalto against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Aalto has Dinglestomper pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dinglestomper manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Aalto. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Aalto is leaning against Dinglestomper and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Aalto manages to break the clinch.
Aalto avoids a kick to the body.
Aalto appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper throws a chopping leg kick but Aalto manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Aalto paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dinglestomper throws a solid leg kick but Aalto takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Aalto looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dinglestomper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dinglestomper has closed the distance and engaged Aalto in a clinch.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Aalto's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Aalto breaks the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper gets caught napping as Aalto dives in and scores a takedown. Dinglestomper manages to retain guard.
Dinglestomper managing to control the position.
Aalto won't allow Dinglestomper to sweep him here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Dinglestomper swinging wildly here.
Dinglestomper getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy head kick
and Aalto counters with a straight right hand.
Dinglestomper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Aalto.
Aalto throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Dinglestomper wants to counter with a clinch but Aalto pushes him away.
An inside leg kick lands from Dinglestomper.
The fighters circling - Dinglestomper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Aalto swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Aalto closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Dinglestomper keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Aalto throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Dinglestomper to regain full guard.
Dinglestomper keeping full guard, as Aalto tries to pass.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Aalto throws a big elbow that misses.
Dinglestomper has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Aalto drops back, looking for a kneebar! Dinglestomper looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Dinglestomper looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Dinglestomper!
Aalto regains half guard.
Aalto has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Dinglestomper in particular looking to stall.
Aalto wants to get back to full guard.
Dinglestomper wants to take a breather but Aalto is having none of it.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Aalto wants to get back to full guard.
Dinglestomper wants to stand but Aalto has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aalto is pressing down on Dinglestomper's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Dinglestomper stopping the sweep attempt from Aalto.
Aalto wants to hit a sweep here but Dinglestomper passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Aalto there!
Aalto regains half guard.
Aalto wants to control but Dinglestomper is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Still in half guard, Dinglestomper seems content to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Aalto is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dinglestomper pulls his head out easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aalto actively working from the bottom here.
Dinglestomper seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Aalto is holding on to half guard well.
Dinglestomper looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Aalto tries to roll over but Dinglestomper keeps him under control.
Aalto is looking to get back to full guard here but Dinglestomper has managed to pass to side control instead.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Aalto is trying to work for a sweep but Dinglestomper has mounted him!
Dinglestomper prevents Aalto from getting the reversal.
Dinglestomper sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Aalto keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Dinglestomper controlling from the full mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Aalto tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Dinglestomper lands with a good body shot.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Aalto is defended easily by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Dinglestomper connects with a solid leg kick.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper falls off balance throwing a combination
and Aalto counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch but Aalto slips to the side
and Aalto counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Michael Aalto has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Aalto rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dinglestomper counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Aalto throws a big shot that misses.
Aalto lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Aalto fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Dinglestomper to the ground. Aalto is now in Dinglestomper's guard.
Dinglestomper is wriggling around but Aalto manages to pass to half guard.
Aalto throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Dinglestomper keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Dinglestomper felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Dinglestomper is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dinglestomper is trying to stand back up but Aalto is controlling him
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aalto throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Dinglestomper to regain full guard.
Aalto in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Aalto is looking to pass into half guard but Dinglestomper pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Dinglestomper is in guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper won't allow Aalto to sweep him here.
Aalto looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Dinglestomper passes into side control.
Dinglestomper stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Dinglestomper has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Aalto prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Aalto is trying to pull guard but Dinglestomper has him pressed against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aalto tries to pull guard but Dinglestomper holds him up against the cage and eventually Aalto drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Aalto. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot to the body.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Aalto lands a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
Aalto lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Aalto backwards.
Aalto breaks from the clinch.
Dinglestomper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Aalto rather than just go for the knockout.
Dinglestomper lunges at Aalto with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Aalto's hand.
Aalto connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Aalto keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Aalto looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper takes the fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot in the inside from Dinglestomper.
Aalto has a couple of punches blocked by Dinglestomper.
Aalto lands a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Aalto's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Aalto uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper displaying some good clinch control by pressing Aalto up against the cage.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Aalto tries to pull guard but Dinglestomper forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Aalto backwards.
Aalto is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Aalto.
Aalto pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Aalto.
Dinglestomper scores with a push kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dinglestomper has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!
Saggy Dinglestomper bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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