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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Charles Butterscotch (ranked 5019 p4p, 4148 weight class) and Hotbabe Imsofuckinghot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Imsofuckinghot has chosen Shreksophone as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Powerful takedowns
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Charles Butterscotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hotbabe Imsofuckinghot!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Hugh Johnson and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butterscotch closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Imsofuckinghot tries to buck Butterscotch off but Butterscotch is having none of it.
Butterscotch avoids the strikes from the bottom by Imsofuckinghot.
Imsofuckinghot throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Butterscotch wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Imsofuckinghot, who protects the arm well.
Butterscotch looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Imsofuckinghot is looking to regain half guard here but Butterscotch keeps moving and retains side control.
Butterscotch is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Imsofuckinghot has escaped the position, nice work there.
Butterscotch looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Imsofuckinghot wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.
Butterscotch is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Imsofuckinghot knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Butterscotch looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Imsofuckinghot is looking to reverse the position.
Imsofuckinghot misses with an elbow from the bottom.
Butterscotch is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Imsofuckinghot knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Butterscotch working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Imsofuckinghot is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Butterscotch working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Butterscotch is working to tighten his grip on Imsofuckinghot's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Imsofuckinghot has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Butterscotch is really squeezing tight and eventually Imsofuckinghot passes out! Butterscotch breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Charles Butterscotch!
After winning the bout, Charles Butterscotch thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Hotbabe Imsofuckinghot spoke after the fight, saying 'fuck me my man im so much hotter than you your a hog ridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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