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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd McPherson (ranked 2639 p4p, 2991 weight class) and Paulius Zurauskas (ranked 311 p4p, 344 weight class). Paulius Zurauskas is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Good chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd McPherson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Paulius Zurauskas!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McPherson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Zurauskas but Zurauskas pushes him off and we're back to square one.
McPherson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Zurauskas wants to control but McPherson is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Zurauskas looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson slips a nice elbow through Zurauskas's hands, connecting with Zurauskas's forehead.
Zurauskas keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Zurauskas with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zurauskas looking for submissions off his back.
McPherson with the ground and pound but Zurauskas uses the opportunity to regain guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McPherson postures up.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
McPherson has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Zurauskas to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! McPherson is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Zurauskas pulls down on the head and he's put McPherson to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Paulius Zurauskas!
An out of breath Paulius Zurauskas thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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pop
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