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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dude McWrestler (ranked 51 p4p, 214 weight class) and Matrix Man (ranked 5 p4p, 29 weight class). McWrestler comes to the cage accompanied by Where Is The Love? . Matrix Man has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Dude McWrestler's chin.
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World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dude McWrestler!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Matrix Man!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Donald Grub and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a hook. Man ducked under it nicely.
McWrestler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Man.
Man misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Man. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
McWrestler cracks Man with a big elbow.
Man is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Man defending against the ground and pound.
McWrestler scores with a couple of short elbows.
Man managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with the ground and pound.
McWrestler misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Man takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
McWrestler creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
McWrestler throws an elbow but Man slips to the side and avoids it well.
McWrestler working the body and head with strikes.
McWrestler working the ground and pound.
A lull in the action here.
Sloppy strikes there by McWrestler.
McWrestler tries to score with some ground and pound. Man controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Man is working from the bottom.
McWrestler fails to land a wild elbow strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
McWrestler creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Man sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
McWrestler is chipping away with strikes.
McWrestler controls the position from side control.
McWrestler scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Man to see if he's OK.
Man dodges the ground and pound from McWrestler.
McWrestler controlling the position.
McWrestler wants to control but Man is keeping him busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler is chipping away with strikes.
McWrestler looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Man is avoiding damage well.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Man is working away.
McWrestler controlling the position from side mount.
McWrestler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Man takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
McWrestler creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Man sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler cracks Man with an elbow. That is naaassty.
McWrestler working the body and head with strikes.
McWrestler controlling the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Man defending against the ground and pound.
McWrestler postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
We've been hearing that McWrestler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Man regains half guard, as McWrestler was trying to land strikes.
McWrestler content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Man blocking the ground and pound attempt from McWrestler.
Man is refusing to be controlled, as McWrestler sits in half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
Man thuds a left hand into McWrestler's body.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Man.
Man has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as McWrestler is landing a low percentage of strikes.
McWrestler manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Man on his heels. He'll look to pass Man's guard now, I'm sure.
Man has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. McWrestler has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Man struggles to land a body shot inside as McWrestler controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Man.
McWrestler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Man has a couple of punches blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler presses Man against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Man manages to break the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Man looks to score with a jab to the body but McWrestler is just out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Man moves out of range of the strikes.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
Man is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down McWrestler rather than just go for the knockout.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
Man slips under a jab.
Man attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Man.
McWrestler shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Man eats them both and turns towards McWrestler to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
McWrestler moves into the clinch.
McWrestler lands an uppercut.
Man struggles to land a body shot inside as McWrestler controls his hands.
Man lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McWrestler throws a head punch that misses.
McWrestler gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Man regains guard.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Man can do to turn this around?
Man keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
Man preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McWrestler is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Man has momentary wrist control but McWrestler slips an elbow through the middle.
McWrestler trying to control but Man is working from the bottom.
McWrestler lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
McWrestler working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler connects with a couple of short punches.
McWrestler with a nice head shot there.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
Man is looking to stand up but McWrestler isn't so interested in that idea.
McWrestler lands a couple of elbows.
McWrestler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McWrestler's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McWrestler's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Man can't keep his opponent in guard - McWrestler advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Nice strikes from McWrestler there.
McWrestler throwing shots but Man is blocking nicely.
McWrestler not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McWrestler controlling the action here.
McWrestler with the ground and pound but Man uses the opportunity to regain guard.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Man has wrist control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
That's time! McWrestler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Man. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler takes the fight into the clinch.
Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Man lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McWrestler.
McWrestler turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and McWrestler manages to end up in side control.
Man is looking to reverse the position.
The referee asks McWrestler politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. McWrestler prefers to stall for the moment though.
Man is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
McWrestler misses with a head shot. Man uses the momentum to regain guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Man's head.
McWrestler throws an elbow that misses. Man uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McWrestler's guard. Nice move by Man!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
McWrestler is trying to control the position from the bottom.
McWrestler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McWrestler is on top in guard.
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Man blocks nicely.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Man has wrist control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
McWrestler chips away with some ground and pound.
McWrestler working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler lands a couple of elbows.
McWrestler is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
McWrestler postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler looking to sit in guard and control but Man gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
McWrestler lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Man working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McWrestler.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McWrestler looking to sit in guard and control but Man gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
McWrestler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Man is one step ahead there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler is working hard here to advance position.
Man postures up.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Man's guard.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McWrestler showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler trying to control but Man is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dude McWrestler clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A jab from McWrestler does it's job there.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
McWrestler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Man throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
Man misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
Man tries a low kick but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Man.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
Nice uppercut there from McWrestler.
Man on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McWrestler fails in his attempt to clinch.
Man on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Man throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man throws a front kick that sends McWrestler stumbling back into the cage.
McWrestler tries to bum rush Man with a series of wild strikes but Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A looping hook to the body misses from Man. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler misses with a few strikes there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Man.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler looks to throw the jab but Man is out of range.
Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut.
Man lands a front kick.
Man lands a body shot.
Man throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
It looked like McWrestler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Man.
Matrix Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWrestler misses with a double jab.
Man throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
Matrix Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
Man throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range.
Man throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Man throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the body.
Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler misses with a hook. Man ducked under it nicely.
McWrestler swinging wildly here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McWrestler checks the leg kick nicely there.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Man but Man pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Man moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
McWrestler will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Man thows a body kick. McWrestler tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The fighters circling - Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWrestler connects with a right hand. Man shakes it off.
McWrestler loads up on a big right hand but Man slips the punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Man throws a wild body kick that McWrestler sees coming a mile off.
McWrestler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
Man works McWrestler's body with a nice hook.
McWrestler scores with the left hand. Man knows he should have avoided that one.
McWrestler stuns Man with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Man's shoulder, as Man tries to avoid the shot.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Man scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McWrestler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McWrestler looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. McWrestler keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Man misses with a body punch.
McWrestler has Man pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Man manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right hook to the body lands for Man.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler throws a punch but it's blocked by Man.
McWrestler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWrestler has Man pressed against the cage, preventing Man from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
McWrestler tries for a takedown but Man manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man is trying to push McWrestler away but McWrestler has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A head punch on the inside from McWrestler fails to land.
Man escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McWrestler is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Man's half guard.
Man kicks McWrestler off and gets back to his feet.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Man moved out of range nicely.
Man tries a quick counter leg kick but McWrestler is wise to it.
McWrestler connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Man's hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler takes one to the side of the head.
McWrestler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McWrestler lunges at Man with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Man's hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Matrix Man will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
McWrestler shoots for a double leg takedown but Man sprawls well. He's pushed McWrestler's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man manages to avoid it.
Nice uppercut lands for McWrestler. That snapped Man's head back.
McWrestler fails to land the takedown.
Man throws a low kick, looking for McWrestler's leg but McWrestler calmly moves out of range.
Man lands a jab to the head.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Man throws out the jab.
A jab lands there for McWrestler.
Man misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler slips a straight right by Man.
Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWrestler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man scores with a spinning back kick!
Man connects with a good right hand that stumbles McWrestler. McWrestler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Man throws a low kick but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler misses the jab.
Man keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man digs a good body shot into McWrestler's ribs.
Man misses with a low kick.
Man thumps McWrestler with a low kick.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
Man has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Man there as he acknowledges the shot.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Man's shoulder, as Man tries to avoid the shot.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
McWrestler moves out of range as Man strikes.
Man lands with a cross.
Man uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler dives in and scores a takedown into Man's guard.
McWrestler trying to control but Man is working from the bottom.
McWrestler engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Matrix Man has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Man utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Man is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler works over Man with some ground and pound from guard.
McWrestler is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McWrestler lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Man keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing.
McWrestler with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McWrestler working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Man's head.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Man preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Man keeps moving.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McWrestler shoots in and drives through. Man sprawls well.
Man misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler checks the leg kick nicely there.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
McWrestler tests Man's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McWrestler lands the left hand.
McWrestler checks the leg kick nicely there.
McWrestler moves into the clinch.
McWrestler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McWrestler lands a takedown into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler trying to control but Man is working from the bottom.
Dude McWrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Man is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dude McWrestler.
I think McWrestler has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 50:45
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 49:46
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!
Dude McWrestler retains his welterweight title!
In his post fight interview, Dude McWrestler started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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