PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jacob Rees Mogg (ranked 580 p4p, 798 weight class) and Rohith Sharma (ranked 92 p4p, 121 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Rees Mogg
vs
Sharma

180 cm
38
192
37 - 22 - 0

192 cm
38
212
33 - 25 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Vegan Gains

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacob Rees Mogg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rohith Sharma!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Rees Mogg.
It seemed like Sharma was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rees Mogg throws a shot from downtown. Sharma moves away and avoids it.
Rees Mogg scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A decent looking cross lands there for Sharma.
Sharma looks to land a left hand but Rees Mogg moved out of range nicely.
Rees Mogg looks to score with a jab to the body but Sharma is just out of range.
Sharma has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Sharma misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rees Mogg looks to score with a jab to the body but Sharma is just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rees Mogg jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rees Mogg looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rees Mogg throws a hook to the side of Sharma's head but Sharma sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rees Mogg looks to land a left hand but Sharma moved out of range nicely.
Sharma looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sharma scores with a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rees Mogg rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Sharma counters with a nice right hand that sends Rees Mogg toppling to the canvas! Rees Mogg scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Sharma finish him?!

Rees Mogg is rocked!
Rees Mogg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Oh Rees Mogg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sharma closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Rees Mogg! Sharma dives in looking to finish! Rees Mogg is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rohith Sharma!
After the big win, Rohith Sharma made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
Jacob Rees Mogg spoke after the fight, saying 'Humpty Dumpty would approve.'.