PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 214 p4p, 117 weight class) and Yasha Big Mouth (ranked 14 p4p, 6 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Cuntmara might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to $$ Hoes mad $$. Big Mouth has chosen Bigmouth Strikes Again as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Ibrahim Cuntmara has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ibrahim Cuntmara seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Cuntmara
vs
Big Mouth

179 cm
32
138
26 - 11 - 3

169 cm
29
144
23 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conquer
Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Vegan Gains
Brooklyn Apothecary

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Yasha Big Mouth!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, John Mangel and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Big Mouth throws an off balance right hand
and Cuntmara counters with a straight right hand.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Big Mouth misses with a wild body shot.
Cuntmara thuds a left hand into Big Mouth's body.
An inside leg kick from Cuntmara misses.
Cuntmara throws a body shot but no joy.
Big Mouth appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Cuntmara throws a nice looking combination but Big Mouth bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cuntmara definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cuntmara attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Big Mouth with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cuntmara jabbing away but nothing is landing.
An inside leg kick from Big Mouth misses.
Yasha Big Mouth seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Big Mouth with a nice cross.
Cuntmara throws an overhand right that lands on Big Mouth's shoulder, as Big Mouth tries to avoid the shot.
Big Mouth is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cuntmara with a body shot.
Big Mouth throws out a powerful jab.
Cuntmara takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Big Mouth lands a high kick!
Cuntmara swings for the body but Big Mouth moves out of range.
Big Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice defenses there by Cuntmara.
Big Mouth tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Big Mouth.
A nice inside leg kick there by Big Mouth. That's going to slow Cuntmara down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Big Mouth dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cuntmara moves out of range as Big Mouth strikes.
A left lands for Cuntmara.
Cuntmara connects with a good right hand that stumbles Big Mouth. Big Mouth circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A telegraphed right hand from Big Mouth misses the target.
Big Mouth moves out of range as Cuntmara throws a body kick.
Cuntmara misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cuntmara. Big Mouth does a little dance to reset his feet.
Big Mouth wants to land a leg kick but Cuntmara is out of range.
Cuntmara throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Big Mouth has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Big Mouth there as he acknowledges the shot.
Big Mouth lands a nice hook to Cuntmara's body. Cuntmara takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Big Mouth connects with a body shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Big Mouth as he connects with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cuntmara takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Cuntmara is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Big Mouth bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick that misses.
Cuntmara misses with a leg kick.
Cuntmara moves away from the strike by Big Mouth.
Cuntmara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Big Mouth moves away.
A slow jab from Big Mouth misses its intended target.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Big Mouth.
A head kick misses from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cuntmara bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Big Mouth's head backwards.
Cuntmara cracks Big Mouth with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Big Mouth takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Cuntmara moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A big right from Big Mouth misses.
Big Mouth loads up on a big right hand but Cuntmara slips the punch.
Cuntmara is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Big Mouth fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cuntmara looks to land a left hand but Big Mouth moved out of range nicely.
Big Mouth dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cuntmara. That did some damage!
Cuntmara looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Big Mouth takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cuntmara.
Big Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth throws a body shot but no joy.
Big Mouth is looking to score with low kicks.
Cuntmara throwing a counter right hand but Big Mouth manages to avoid it.
Big Mouth pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice defenses there by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth misses with an uppercut.
Cuntmara fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Big Mouth manages to avoid it.
Big Mouth connects with a solid leg kick.
Cuntmara moves out of range of the body kick from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara misses with a hook.
Big Mouth with a hook.
Cuntmara swinging wildly here.
Big Mouth fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cuntmara manages to avoid it.
Big Mouth blocks the body kick.
Big Mouth flicks out a counter leg kick but Cuntmara steps away.
Big Mouth swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cuntmara fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Big Mouth has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot
and Big Mouth cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth slips under a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cuntmara tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Big Mouth was well out of range. Poor timing from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Big Mouth steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Big Mouth blocks a low kick nicely.
A low kick lands for Big Mouth.
Cuntmara scores with a crisp jab that stopped Big Mouth in his tracks.
Big Mouth turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cuntmara misses with a looping right.
Big Mouth throws a poor cross that misses
and Cuntmara counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Cuntmara throws a body shot but no joy.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot
and Cuntmara takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Big Mouth misses the jab.
Big Mouth jabs at Cuntmara's body.
Big Mouth lands a high kick!
Big Mouth dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Yasha Big Mouth will probably get the nod.
That's time! Cuntmara's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Big Mouth ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Big Mouth clobbers Cuntmara with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Big Mouth bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cuntmara's head backwards.
A good leg kick by Big Mouth.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick but Big Mouth sees it coming and moves out of range.
Big Mouth tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cuntmara is looking to land body kicks.
Cuntmara keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Big Mouth blocks a jab.
Big Mouth is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cuntmara.
An attempted straight right counter from Cuntmara misses the target.
Cuntmara is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Cuntmara cracks Big Mouth with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Big Mouth walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cuntmara throws a body punch but Big Mouth moves out of range.
Big Mouth smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cuntmara throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Yasha Big Mouth seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara throws out a loose jab but Big Mouth uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cuntmara bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Cuntmara throws a jab when Big Mouth was well out of range.
Big Mouth looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuntmara throws a big shot that misses.
Cuntmara really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Big Mouth throws a shot to the body.
Cuntmara looks to score with a jab to the body but Big Mouth is just out of range.
Cuntmara cracks Big Mouth with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick that misses.
Cuntmara lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cuntmara stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cuntmara throwing a counter right hand but Big Mouth manages to avoid it.
Big Mouth slips under a jab from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut. Big Mouth saw that one coming.
Big Mouth jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cuntmara throws a sloppy body shot
and Big Mouth counters with a nice uppercut.
Big Mouth uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Big Mouth jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cuntmara cracks a nice hook into Big Mouth's ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A slow jab from Cuntmara misses its intended target.
Big Mouth scores with a shot to the body.
Big Mouth gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cuntmara.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Cuntmara is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Cuntmara throws a low kick but it's checked well by Big Mouth.
Cuntmara looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Big Mouth looks to score with a jab to the body but Cuntmara is just out of range.
Cuntmara throws a shot from downtown. Big Mouth moves away and avoids it.
Cuntmara looks to land a left hand but Big Mouth moved out of range nicely.
Big Mouth keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Big Mouth sizes up Cuntmara with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Cuntmara tried to score with a low kick but Big Mouth checks it.
Nice defenses there by Cuntmara.
A nice leg kick from Big Mouth, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cuntmara throws a body punch but Big Mouth moves out of range.
Nice jab there from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth lands with a hook. Cuntmara tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Big Mouth!
Big Mouth swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cuntmara.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cuntmara sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cuntmara slips a straight right by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth throws a leg kick which misses Cuntmara's front leg but catches the back leg as Cuntmara tries to avoid it.
Big Mouth fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Big Mouth avoids the head kick by Cuntmara.
Big Mouth stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Big Mouth throws a leg kick
and Cuntmara counters with a straight right hand.
A big left from Big Mouth misses.
Big Mouth scores with a kick to the body.
Cuntmara looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Cuntmara fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Big Mouth manages to avoid it.
Big Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Cuntmara throws a shot from downtown. Big Mouth moves away and avoids it.
Big Mouth ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cuntmara moves away.
Cuntmara throws a right hand that misses
enabling Big Mouth to counter with a crisp jab.
Big Mouth moves out of range of the strikes.
Big Mouth throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Big Mouth missing with a left hand there. Cuntmara was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cuntmara's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Big Mouth connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Cuntmara scrambles back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cuntmara stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Big Mouth thinks about the counter body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Big Mouth. Cuntmara does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cuntmara scores with a head kick.
Big Mouth getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Big Mouth explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Cuntmara throws a series of punches but Big Mouth avoids them all with ease.
Big Mouth scores with the left hand. Cuntmara knows he should have avoided that one.
Cuntmara throws out a loose jab but Big Mouth uses good head movement to avoid it.
Big Mouth throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cuntmara works over Big Mouth's head and body with a nice combination.
Cuntmara lands with a straight right. Big Mouth didn't see that one coming.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cuntmara throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cuntmara scores with a crisp jab that stopped Big Mouth in his tracks.

Big Mouth is rocked!
A jab from Cuntmara misses.
Big Mouth is still on wobbly legs! Can Cuntmara finish him?
Cuntmara takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Yasha Big Mouth will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Big Mouth looks to land a combination but Cuntmara avoids it well.
Big Mouth seems to have recovered his senses.
Big Mouth moves out of range as Cuntmara strikes.
Big Mouth throws an overhand right that lands on Cuntmara's shoulder, as Cuntmara tries to avoid the shot.
Cuntmara takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cuntmara keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It looked like Cuntmara was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Big Mouth moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Big Mouth throws a head kick that misses.
Cuntmara turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cuntmara takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cuntmara takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Big Mouth swings for the body but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara throws a head kick that half lands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Big Mouth keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cuntmara dips to his left and cracks Big Mouth with an uppercut!
Cuntmara throws a body punch but Big Mouth moves out of range.
A big left from Cuntmara misses.
A head kick misses from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuntmara avoids the head kick by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth looks to land a left hand but Cuntmara moved out of range nicely.
Big Mouth misses with a wild body shot.
Cuntmara moves away from the strike by Big Mouth.
Cuntmara misses the shot to the body.
Big Mouth throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cuntmara sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Big Mouth lands a head kick. Cuntmara smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Cuntmara tries to land a front kick but Big Mouth steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The fighters circling - Big Mouth throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cuntmara looks to score with a jab to the body but Big Mouth is just out of range.
Big Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Cuntmara.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Big Mouth! But no joy.
Big Mouth throws a hook but Cuntmara avoids it easily.
Big Mouth scores with a jab.
Cuntmara misses with a hook.
Big Mouth misses with a hook. Cuntmara ducked under it nicely.
Cuntmara fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Big Mouth throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Cuntmara throws a one two combo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice uppercut there from Big Mouth.
Donk. Big Mouth catches Cuntmara right on the button with a cross.
Big Mouth avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice uppercut there from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Big Mouth manages to avoid it.
Big Mouth looks to throw the jab but Cuntmara is out of range.
Cuntmara throws a chopping leg kick but Big Mouth manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Big Mouth throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cuntmara on the side of the head.
Cuntmara's corner calls for a 1-2. Cuntmara obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A big right from Cuntmara misses.
Cuntmara misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cuntmara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Big Mouth sizes up Cuntmara with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Cuntmara throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Danga de danga de dang - Big Mouth scores with a four punch combination!
Cuntmara throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth with the inside leg kick.
Big Mouth bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cuntmara's head backwards.
Big Mouth slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Big Mouth just misses with a punch to the body.
Cuntmara is looking to chop away at Big Mouth's legs.
Cuntmara uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Big Mouth.
A slapping body kick lands there for Cuntmara.
Big Mouth lands a head kick!
Cuntmara swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Big Mouth.
Cuntmara misses with a hook.
Cuntmara looks to land a right hand but Big Mouth moved out of range.
Cuntmara just misses with a punch to the body.
Cuntmara misses with a straight left.
Cuntmara misses with a looping left.
Cuntmara swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Big Mouth is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cuntmara with a body shot.
Cuntmara tries to bum rush Big Mouth with a series of wild strikes but Big Mouth uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Big Mouth misses with a body shot.
Big Mouth staying out of range there.
Big Mouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cuntmara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Big Mouth throws a body shot but no joy.
Big Mouth plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Big Mouth throws a shot to the body.
Big Mouth lands a jab to Cuntmara's midsection.
Cuntmara waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Big Mouth.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Big Mouth! But no joy.
Big Mouth lands a really nice looking cross but Cuntmara seems unphased.
Cuntmara swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Big Mouth moves out of range of the strikes.
Cuntmara lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Big Mouth lands a two punch combo.
Big Mouth throws a lazy head kick
enabling Cuntmara to counter with a crisp jab.
Cuntmara tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Big Mouth fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cuntmara manages to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yasha Big Mouth really dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A jab lands there for Big Mouth.
Big Mouth on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cuntmara. Cuntmara obviously looking to wear him down.
Cuntmara just misses with a punch to the body.
Big Mouth lands a really nice looking cross but Cuntmara seems unphased.
Big Mouth lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A slow jab from Cuntmara misses its intended target.
Big Mouth with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Big Mouth's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Cuntmara connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Big Mouth scrambles back to his feet.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Big Mouth thumps Cuntmara with a low kick.
Big Mouth slips under a jab.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick but Big Mouth moved away.
Big Mouth avoids the body shot from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head kick misses from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Cuntmara throws a body shot but no joy.
The fighters circling - Cuntmara throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara tries to move into range but Big Mouth moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Big Mouth misses with a body shot.
Cuntmara scoring well with a low kick there.
Big Mouth misses with an uppercut.
Cuntmara was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Nice shot by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth jabs Cuntmara to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Big Mouth avoids the head kick by Cuntmara.
A chopping leg kick lands by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Big Mouth scores with a jab to the head.
Cuntmara shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Cuntmara misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
No joy there for Big Mouth, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A lazy left from Big Mouth finds it's target.
Cuntmara blocks a jab.
Cuntmara takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Cuntmara as he checks the leg kick.
Big Mouth throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cuntmara on the side of the head.
Cuntmara swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Big Mouth tests Cuntmara's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Big Mouth drops his hands momentarily and Cuntmara takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cuntmara lands a glancing blow to the side of Big Mouth's head.
Cuntmara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Big Mouth moves away.
A low kick from Cuntmara misses
and Big Mouth counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Big Mouth lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cuntmara at a distance.
Big Mouth scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cuntmara doesn't seem bothered though.
Big Mouth avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Cuntmara might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Cuntmara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Big Mouth moves away.
Big Mouth turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cuntmara misses with a hook. Big Mouth ducked under it nicely.
Cuntmara jabs Big Mouth right on the nose. Big Mouth blinks but takes it well.
Big Mouth scores with a jab. Cuntmara acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Cuntmara changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Big Mouth slips a straight right by Cuntmara.
Big Mouth with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cuntmara lands a high kick!
Big Mouth stuns Cuntmara with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Big Mouth is looking to land body kicks.
Big Mouth fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cuntmara.
Cuntmara swings widly with a right hand
and Big Mouth counters with a nice leg kick.
A punch combination from Big Mouth misses.
Big Mouth ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Big Mouth lands with a nice body punch.
Cuntmara takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Big Mouth throws a lazy head kick
letting Cuntmara counter with a right hand.
A lazy left from Big Mouth finds it's target.
Cuntmara has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Big Mouth.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cuntmara misses with a hook
and Big Mouth counters with a straight right hand.
Cuntmara scores with a nice right hand.
Cuntmara lunges at Big Mouth with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Big Mouth's hand.
Cuntmara lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Big Mouth throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cuntmara on the side of the head.
Cuntmara comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Big Mouth bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cuntmara lands a jab-cross combination.
Cuntmara punishes Big Mouth's body with a nice straight punch.
Big Mouth ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Big Mouth cracks Cuntmara with a good jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cuntmara on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Cuntmara looks to land a right hand but Big Mouth moved out of range.
Big Mouth steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yasha Big Mouth dominated that fourth round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Big Mouth moves out of range as Cuntmara strikes.
Cuntmara takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Big Mouth pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Big Mouth ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Big Mouth connects with a body shot that sends Cuntmara's belly button to the back.
Cuntmara takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Big Mouth throws out a leg kick but Cuntmara moves out of range and Big Mouth only half commits.
Big Mouth throws out a loose jab but Cuntmara uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cuntmara misses with a hook. Big Mouth ducked under it nicely.
Cuntmara looks to score with a jab to the body but Big Mouth is just out of range.
Big Mouth keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Big Mouth misses with a body kick.
Big Mouth lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cuntmara misses with a looping left.
Good leg kick by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth throws a hook but Cuntmara blocks it.
Crunch! Big Mouth slams his shin into Cuntmara's torso.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cuntmara. Big Mouth does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cuntmara looks to land a body kick but Big Mouth moved away.
Big Mouth moves away from the strike by Cuntmara.
Big Mouth cracks Cuntmara with a right hand to the side of the head.
Cuntmara tries to work over Big Mouth's front leg with a kick but Big Mouth checks it.
Big Mouth looks to land a right hand but Cuntmara moved out of range.
Cuntmara misses the shot to the body.
Cuntmara throws a lazy right hand but Big Mouth sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cuntmara gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth lands with a shot to the body.
Big Mouth lands with an uppercut that bounces Cuntmara off the cage and back into range.
Cuntmara jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cuntmara tries to work over Big Mouth's front leg with a kick but Big Mouth checks it.
Cuntmara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Big Mouth throws a combination that misses
and Cuntmara counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Big Mouth lands a leg kick that knocks Cuntmara off balance momentarily.
Big Mouth looks for the body kick but Cuntmara saw that one coming.
Yasha Big Mouth is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Cuntmara will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters circling - Cuntmara throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big right from Cuntmara misses.
Big Mouth lands a body shot.
Big Mouth lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Cuntmara moves out of range of the leg kick from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara takes a swing at Big Mouth's ribcage but misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cuntmara. Big Mouth does a little dance to reset his feet.
Big Mouth lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A clash of legs there as Big Mouth blocks the low kick.
Big Mouth throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cuntmara misses with a hook.
Big Mouth gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cuntmara takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Ibrahim Cuntmara has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cuntmara takes one to the side of the head.
Big Mouth buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth lands a right hook to the body.
Big Mouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Big Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara misses with a head kick.
Big Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara loads up on a big right hand but Big Mouth slips the punch.
Cuntmara needs to keep his hands up - Big Mouth had a free shot at his head there.
A swing and a miss from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cuntmara uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara jabs Big Mouth to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Big Mouth fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cuntmara manages to avoid it.
Cuntmara throwing a counter right hand but Big Mouth manages to avoid it.
Cuntmara throws a right and a left that Big Mouth avoids nicely.
Big Mouth scores with the left hand. Cuntmara knows he should have avoided that one.
Cuntmara throws a jab when Big Mouth was well out of range.
Cuntmara throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cuntmara moves out of range of the body kick from Big Mouth.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara throws out a loose jab but Big Mouth uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cuntmara steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Big Mouth.
As Big Mouth backs away, Cuntmara returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Big Mouth defending well as Cuntmara loads up on a big left hand.
Big Mouth lands a right hook to the body.
Big Mouth throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cuntmara's head.
Big Mouth swings widly with a right hand
and Cuntmara cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cuntmara misses with a head kick.
Cuntmara throws a jab when Big Mouth was well out of range.
Big Mouth slips a straight right by Cuntmara.
A punch lands to the side of Cuntmara 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Big Mouth looks to score with a jab to the body but Cuntmara is just out of range.
Nice body punch from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cuntmara throws a head kick but Big Mouth moves out of range.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Cuntmara avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Big Mouth scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Big Mouth scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yasha Big Mouth comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Big Mouth has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 45:50
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 45:50
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yasha Big Mouth! Yasha Big Mouth retains his bantamweight title!
A very excited looking Yasha Big Mouth made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Ibrahim Cuntmara had this to say: 'I blame The Stepdads for this defeat ,especially Alex K.'.