PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Galileo Galilei (ranked 1331 p4p, 1156 weight class) and Average Tycoon Player (ranked 56 p4p, 31 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Galilei
vs
Tycoon Player

218 cm
21
275
10 - 3 - 0

210 cm
23
255
6 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition
PWNAGE Elite

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Galileo Galilei!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Average Tycoon Player!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Steve Montenegro and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Galilei avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Galilei - that will leave a mark!
Tycoon Player steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Galilei. That one must have hurt.
Galilei throws a head kick but Tycoon Player moves out of range.
Galilei throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Tycoon Player to counter with a crisp jab.
Tycoon Player on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Galilei misses with a kick to the body.
Galilei misses the body punch
and Tycoon Player counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Galileo Galilei has been cut.
Galilei lands a right hook to the body.
Tycoon Player uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Galilei.
Galilei rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tycoon Player connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Galilei changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Galilei throws a lazy body kick
and Tycoon Player counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Galilei misses with a body punch

and Tycoon Player counters with a crisp right hand that drops Galilei! Tycoon Player lets Galilei back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Galilei is rocked!
Galilei is looking to wear down Tycoon Player with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Galilei moves away from the strike by Tycoon Player.
Galilei scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Tycoon Player throws a poor cross that misses
and Galilei counters with a nice uppercut.
Tycoon Player lands with a shot to the body.
Galilei has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Monkey Magic in the buildup to the fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Galilei explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Tycoon Player rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Galilei moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tycoon Player throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Galilei counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Galilei looks to land a left hand but Tycoon Player moved out of range nicely.
Donk. Galilei catches Tycoon Player right on the button with a cross.
Galilei moves away from the strike by Tycoon Player.
Galilei is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Galilei misses with a kick to the body.
Galilei lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Galilei tries to land a front kick but Tycoon Player steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Galilei tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tycoon Player was well out of range. Poor timing from Galilei.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Galilei.
Galilei misses with a double jab
and Tycoon Player counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tycoon Player stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Nice uppercut lands for Galilei. That snapped Tycoon Player's head back.
A telegraphed right hand from Tycoon Player misses the target.
Tycoon Player throws the left hand but Galilei avoids the punch easily.
Galilei cracks Tycoon Player with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Galilei scores with a hook to the body. Tycoon Player takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Galileo Galilei seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tycoon Player connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Galilei momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Galilei looks to throw a body kick
enabling Tycoon Player to counter with a crisp jab.
Galilei misses with a hook.
Galilei misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tycoon Player waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Galilei.
Tycoon Player thumps Galilei with a low kick.
Tycoon Player throws the left hand but Galilei avoids the punch easily.
Galilei staying out of range there.
Tycoon Player takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tycoon Player moves out of range of the body kick from Galilei.
Tycoon Player looks to throw the jab but Galilei is out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Galilei.
A nice side step and Tycoon Player releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Galilei ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Galilei throws a half hearted mid kick.
Tycoon Player is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Galilei had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Tycoon Player throws a looping overhand right but Galilei ducks down to avoid it.
Galilei scores with a head kick.
Tycoon Player might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Galilei slips a straight right by Tycoon Player.
Tycoon Player takes a head kick and keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tycoon Player misses with a leg kick
and Galilei connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Galilei misses with the body kick
and Tycoon Player counters with a three punch combo that has Galilei backing up. Galilei nods at Tycoon Player to acknowledge the strikes.
Tycoon Player is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Galilei.
Galilei jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Tycoon Player throws a shot from downtown. Galilei moves away and avoids it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Galilei lands with a nice body kick.
Donk. Galilei catches Tycoon Player right on the button with a cross.
Galilei wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Galileo Galilei will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Galileo Galilei's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Galilei throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Galilei throws the kick towards the body but Tycoon Player avoids it.
Galilei throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Galilei throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tycoon Player counters with a nice uppercut.
Galilei slips a jab from Tycoon Player.
Galilei throws a big shot that misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Galilei, as that shot connected.
Galilei thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Tycoon Player if he has to take too many more of those.
Tycoon Player steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Galilei.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycoon Player takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tycoon Player slips a straight right by Galilei.
Tycoon Player throws a jab when Galilei was well out of range.
Galilei punishes Tycoon Player's body with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Tycoon Player misses.
Galilei moves out of range as Tycoon Player strikes.
Tycoon Player throws the left hand but Galilei avoids the punch easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Galilei darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Galilei misses with a wild body shot.
Galilei throws a hook but Tycoon Player blocks it.
Galilei throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Galilei stuns Tycoon Player with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Galilei takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Galilei looks to land a body kick but Tycoon Player moved away.
Tycoon Player turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Galilei misses with the body kick
and Tycoon Player connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon Player closes the distance and lands a one-two.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Galilei connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Galilei takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Galilei moves away from the strike by Tycoon Player.
Tycoon Player throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Galilei sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Galilei swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tycoon Player avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tycoon Player throws a big shot that misses.
Tycoon Player looks to land a right hand but Galilei moved out of range.
Galilei gets off balance looking for a body kick
enabling Tycoon Player to counter with a crisp jab.
Galileo Galilei is winning the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Galilei throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Galilei looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tycoon Player slips a jab and a cross from Galilei.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Tycoon Player! But no joy.
Tycoon Player takes a swing at Galilei's ribcage but misses.
Some wild striking there from Galilei.
It seemed like Tycoon Player was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Galilei misses with a double jab.
Galilei stuns Tycoon Player with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Galilei throws a head kick that misses.
Tycoon Player has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Galilei.
Tycoon Player misses with a lunging right hand
and Galilei counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Galilei uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Galilei ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tycoon Player moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon Player drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A big right from Tycoon Player misses.
A jab from Galilei misses.
Tycoon Player uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Galilei.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Galilei scores with a spinning back kick!
Galilei connects with a body shot that sends Tycoon Player's belly button to the back.
A nice leg kick lands there from Tycoon Player.
Tycoon Player misses with an uppercut. Galilei saw that one coming.
Galilei throws a right and a left that Tycoon Player avoids nicely.
Galilei slips under a jab.
Tycoon Player throws the left hand but Galilei avoids the punch easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Galileo Galilei dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Galileo Galilei's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Donk. Galilei catches Tycoon Player right on the button with a cross.
Galilei throws out a powerful jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tycoon Player. Galilei does a little dance to reset his feet.
Galilei lands a nice shot to the body.
Tycoon Player avoids a kick to the body.
Tycoon Player takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Galilei lands with a right hand.
Galilei misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Galilei moves out of range as Tycoon Player strikes.
Galilei punishes Tycoon Player's body with a nice straight punch.
Tycoon Player takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nice jab there from Tycoon Player.
Nice shot by Tycoon Player.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Galilei throws a sloppy head kick and Tycoon Player moves out of range easily.
Tycoon Player swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Tycoon Player cracks Galilei with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Galilei takes a swing at Tycoon Player's ribcage but misses.
Galilei ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon Player.
Galilei is looking to counter punch.
Tycoon Player rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Galilei counters with a two punch combo.
Galilei tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tycoon Player was well out of range. Poor timing from Galilei.
Galilei is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tycoon Player can do to turn this around?
A swing and a miss from Galilei.
Galilei scores with a nice head shot.
Tycoon Player throws a lazy right hand but Galilei sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Galilei with a hook.
Tycoon Player walks forward, straight into a front kick from Galilei.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon Player throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tycoon Player misses with a hook. Galilei ducked under it nicely.
Galilei uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tycoon Player.
Galilei swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tycoon Player throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tycoon Player misses with a lunging right hand
and Galilei counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Galilei lands a jab to the nose.

Tycoon Player is rocked!
Tycoon Player gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Galilei gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Tycoon Player is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Galileo Galilei!
Galileo Galilei decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.