PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Zambosurian Inday (ranked 6027 p4p, 23670 weight class) and Mmm Mmm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zambosurian Inday is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Inday
vs
Mmm

165 cm
23
143
37 - 25 - 1

165 cm
23
143
11 - 52 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zambosurian Inday!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 52 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mmm Mmm!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.

Inday changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Mmm looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mmm wants to control but Inday postures up.
Mmm tries to buck Inday off but Inday is having none of it.
You can see the frustration on Mmm's face as Inday controls the position.
Inday working away.
Inday taking a breather here.
Mmm struggling a bit here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Inday is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Mmm's shoulder. That is not cool.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mmm fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Inday avoids it really well and circles away.
Inday appears to be looking for a big counter.
Horrible takedown attempt by Inday or perhaps it was just good defense by Mmm, which made it look bad.
And Mmm responds with a good body kick, but Inday manages to step out the way in time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Inday looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Inday changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Mmm tries to avoid it but Inday manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Mmm to the ground. Mmm escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mmm follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Mmm shoots in looking for a takedown. Inday tries to sprawl out of it but Mmm keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Inday manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mmm will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Zambosurian Inday has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mmm Mmm.

Mmm closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Inday's guard.
Inday keeping moving, preventing Mmm from controlling successfully.
Inday looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mmm is one step ahead there.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Inday holds on and takes a little breather.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mmm is stalling in the full guard.
Mmm trying to control but Inday is working from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Inday avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Zambosurian Inday dominated that round.
That's time! Inday's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Mmm shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Inday as he jumps to the side.
A quick step to the side and Inday tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mmm stuffs the takedown.

Inday looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Mmm!
Inday is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mmm can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mmm has one of Inday's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
Inday staying calm.

That's one minute gone in the round.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
You can see the frustration on Mmm's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Mmm trying to remain calm as Inday controls from the top position.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Inday.
Mmm looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Inday is fending him off so far but Mmm persists. Nope, Inday circles away and we're back to standing.
A quick step to the side and Inday tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mmm keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Zambosurian Inday. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Inday stuffs the takedown attempt from Mmm. Mmm gets slowly back to his feet.
Inday throws a quick counter kick to the body but Mmm avoids it.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Inday shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Mmm manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Inday is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mmm working a defensive guard here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Zambosurian Inday dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Nice sprawl there from Mmm as Inday shoots in.
Mmm is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Mmm shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Mmm throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Inday's waist but Inday gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mmm off to one side.
Mmm leaves Inday with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
And Mmm responds with a good body kick, but Inday manages to step out the way in time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mmm keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Zambosurian Inday. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Inday fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Mmm sprawls well initially but Inday persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Inday trying to control the pace.
Zambosurian Inday overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mmm gets back to full guard.
Inday being controlled here momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Inday controlling from the top position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Mmm has control of Inday's left arm, preventing Inday from doing any damage.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Mmm enables Inday to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Mmm manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Mmm has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Inday postures up.
Mmm Mmm has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zambosurian Inday is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Inday engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

And that's the end of the fight!
Zambosurian Inday showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Inday has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zambosurian Inday!