PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Johnny Drama (ranked 13561 p4p, 6046 weight class) and Matt Dammon (ranked 229 p4p, 228 weight class). Drama comes to the ring accompanied by The Vicious White Kids No Lip. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Drama
vs
Dammon

188 cm
52
240
34 - 44 - 0

196 cm
70
269
38 - 42 - 1

Brawler
Experienced

Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 44 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Drama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 42 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Matt Dammon!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Alec Ball and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Drama - that will leave a mark!

Drama clips Dammon with a right and a left that makes him do the chicken dance for a couple of seconds. He touched his left hand down on the canvas so the referee steps between the fighters to give Dammon a standing 8 count before we can continue the bout.

It looks like Matt Dammon has been cut.
Drama throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dammon looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dammon is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Drama doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Dammon crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Dammon's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johnny Drama!
A very excited looking Johnny Drama made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.