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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Zee Land (ranked 68 p4p, 456 weight class) and Jane Malley (ranked 12 p4p, 70 weight class). Land comes to the cage accompanied by For Heavy Metal we will die!. Malley is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Zee Land! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jane Malley! The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Columbo Gatti and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Land walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Malley checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. A nice side step and Malley releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home. Land with a hook. Nice cross by Land. A shot to the liver by Land. Beautiful body shot. Land attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. It seemed like Malley was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. We've been informed that Malley has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. A nice inside leg kick there by Land. That's going to slow Malley down. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Malley. A head kick misses from Land. Land throws a leg kick which misses Malley's front leg but catches the back leg as Malley tries to avoid it. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Land throws a leg kick enabling Malley to counter with a crisp jab. Land throws an overhand right that lands on Malley's shoulder, as Malley tries to avoid the shot. Malley only half commits to the counter leg kick. Land lands with an overhand left. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Land scores with a decent looking hook. Land turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Land lands with a kick to the temple. Malley shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" Land lands with a right hand. Land swings widly with a right hand
letting Malley counter with a right hand. Land tries to score with a low kick but Malley moves his leg out of the way. Malley tries a quick counter leg kick but Land is wise to it. Land really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Land is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Malley. Land backing away here, and Malley unleashes a leg kick that just misses. Malley moves away from the strike by Land. Land jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Land tries a low kick but Malley avoids it. Malley checks the leg kick. Land bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. The crowd cheers as Land lands an impressive looking overhand right. Malley doesn't seem phased though. Land misses with a lunging right hand
and Malley counters with a left to the body. Zee Land seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Malley attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A jab from Land misses. Land's jab looks to have found its range, popping Malley under the eye. A low kick from Land is predictable there and Malley counters with a lovely straight right hand! We've been hearing reports that Land has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight. A low kick from Land is predictable there and Malley counters with a stiff right hand. Malley takes one to the chin there. Land lunges at Malley with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Malley's hand. Malley gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Land. A chopping leg kick lands by Malley. A nice leg kick from Land, right into the meat of the thigh.
Malley takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Land throws a lazy head kick and Malley counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. A head kick misses from Malley. Land throws a lazy uppercut
letting Malley counter with a right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A slow jab from Malley misses its intended target. Malley uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Land.
Good work by Malley as he checks the leg kick. Land looks to land a left hand but Malley moved out of range nicely. Malley moves out of range as Land strikes. Land missing with a left hand there. Malley was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Land misses with a body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Land tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Malley is able to avoid easily. Malley looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Land jabbing away but nothing is landing. Malley let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land. A nice inside leg kick there by Land. That's going to slow Malley down. Land scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Malley doesn't seem bothered though. Good leg kick by Land.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Land misses with a hook
and Malley counters with a leg kick. Land misses with a straight right. Malley appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. A shot to the liver by Land. Beautiful body shot. Malley on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A leg kick checked by Malley. Land throws a predictable looking body shot
and Malley counters with an inside leg kick. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Malley will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Land lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Malley has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Malley and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Malley appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. Malley keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It seemed like Malley was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. A jab from Malley misses. Malley looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. Land misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Malley counters with a good low kick that Land was not able to check. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Zee Land dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! That kick from Land tenderised Malley's leg. Malley is trying to keep his angry face on. A jab from Land finds it's way through Malley's defenses. Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Malley might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Land has got the better of the exchanges. Land attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Nice uppercut there from Land. Land scores with a shot to the body.
Zee Land is winning the standup battle so far. Malley avoids the body shot from Land.
Land swings widly with a right hand
and Malley counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Malley blocks a leg kick. Malley looks like he wants to counter punch here. Land walks into a jab. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Malley takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Malley checks the leg kick nicely there.
Land has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. Decent striking displayed by Land there. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Malley takes one on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round. Land connects with a nice looking jab.
Land is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Malley keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Land swings widly with a right hand
and Malley counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Land tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Malley is able to avoid easily. Malley avoids the head kick by Land.
Land throws a solid leg kick but Malley takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Land. Land tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Land pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Malley misses with a body shot.
Malley takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Malley dodges the punch combination from Land.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Land falls off balance throwing a combination
and Malley counters with a nice uppercut. Malley needs to keep his hands up - Land had a free shot at his head there. Malley defending well as Land loads up on a big left hand. Malley throws out a counter right but Land avoids it with no problem. Land throws a lazy head kick and Malley counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Land looks to score with a jab to the body but Malley is just out of range. Malley shapes to counter with a head kick. Land throws a low kick but Malley moves out of range easily. Land blocks a head kick by Malley.
A head kick misses from Land. Malley flicks out a counter leg kick but Land steps away. Malley misses with a head kick.
Land ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Malley moves away. Land motions for Malley to come forward. Land throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. A little jabbing left from Malley on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Land jabbing away but nothing is landing. Malley feints a counter leg kick. Malley has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Land misses with a combination
and Malley counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Land moves into range and connects with a jab. Malley lands a slapping body shot.
Land throws a head kick but Malley moves out of range.
Land looks to score with a jab to the body but Malley is just out of range. Land misses with the combination.
Land throws a leg kick that is checked and Malley counters with a stiff right hand. Malley takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Malley ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Land fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Malley manages to avoid it. Land misses with an uppercut. Land lands a leg kick that knocks Malley off balance momentarily. Nice jab there from Land. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Land attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Land's jab looks to have found its range, popping Malley under the eye. Land moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Land scoring well with a low kick there.
Land connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Land throws a solid leg kick but Malley takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Land. Land uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Malley has time to react. Malley ducks under a wild hook from Land. Malley appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Zee Land dominated that second round. That's time! Land's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Land throws a looping overhand right but Malley ducks down to avoid it. Land looks to score with a jab to the body but Malley is just out of range. Land lands with a nice body punch. Malley looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Land misses with a head kick.
Malley was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind. Malley avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Land throws a looping overhand right but Malley ducks down to avoid it. Malley looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Land throws a lazy right hand but Malley sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Land takes a swing at Malley's ribcage but misses. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Land misses the jab. Land takes a swing at Malley's ribcage but misses. Malley looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Land is looking to score with low kicks. Malley looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it. Land misses the body punch and Malley cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round. Land throws a nice outside leg kick. Land throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Land misses with an uppercut. Malley saw that one coming. Land swings for the body but Malley moves out of range.
Land misses the shot to the body. A nice side step and Malley releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home. A big right from Land misses. Malley slips a jab and a cross from Land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Malley! But no joy. Land throws the left hand but Malley avoids the punch easily. Land throws a big shot that misses. Land misses with an uppercut. Malley saw that one coming. Malley rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Land counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Land with a nice calf kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Malley ducks right into an uppercut from Land. A low kick from Land is predictable there and Malley cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Land misses with a combination
and Malley counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Land throws a head kick that misses. Malley avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Land scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Land pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Malley back to the cage. Land follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver. Land misses with a looping right. A little jabbing left from Malley on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Land throws a leg kick and Malley makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Land falls off balance throwing a combination
and Malley counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Malley connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Land is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Malley can do to turn this around? Malley takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Malley connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Land throws a hook but Malley blocks it. A little jabbing left from Malley on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Malley takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Land tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Malley was well out of range. Poor timing from Land. Malley was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind. Land with a nice cross. Land lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Land throws a leg kick and Malley counters with a good low kick that Land was not able to check. A looping hook to the body misses from Land. Malley does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Good work by Malley as he checks the leg kick. Malley throws out a counter right but Land avoids it with no problem. Land misses with a hook to the body
and Malley counters with an inside leg kick. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Land throws a leg kick but Malley sees it coming and moves out of range. Land rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Malley fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Land misses the shot to the body. Malley is looking to chop away at Land's legs. Land lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Malley circles away quickly and effectively. Malley takes a jab right on the kisser.
Land throws a hook but Malley avoids it easily. Malley only half commits to the counter leg kick. Malley misses the shot to the body. Land lands a really nice looking cross but Malley seems unphased.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Zee Land clearly takes that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Land throws a quick inside leg kick. Land missing with a left hand there. Malley was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. The fighters circle momentarily. Land darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Land throws a lazy head kick and Malley counters with an inside leg kick. Malley moves out of range as Land strikes. Land with the inside leg kick. Malley ducks under a wild hook from Land. Land ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Malley checks a leg kick. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Malley! But no joy. Land misses with a jab to the body
and Malley connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Land throws a body punch but Malley moves out of range. Malley throws a fast counter high kick but Land manages to duck under it in time. Land thows a leg kick but Malley checks it and Malley counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Malley misses with a low kick. Land throws a poor cross that misses
and Malley makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over. Land throws a leg kick that misses. Malley has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Land finds it's way round the side to connect with Malley's head. A big right from Land misses. Malley tries to work over Land's front leg with a kick but Land checks it. Land throws a right hand that Malley ducks under and follows up with a left that Malley also avoids with ease. Malley looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Land fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Malley. A slapping leg kick lands for Land.
Malley gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Land dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Malley checks a leg kick. Malley flicks out a counter leg kick but Land steps away.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Land looks to land a left hand but Malley moved out of range nicely. Malley looks to throw the jab but Land is out of range. Land looks to score with a jab to the body but Malley is just out of range. Land with a hook. Land throws a body shot but no joy. A left and a right from Land both land. Nice combination. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Malley misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Malley's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Land tries a head kick but it misses.
Malley swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Land throws a hook but Malley avoids it easily. Malley scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Land doesn't seem bothered though. Land with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Malley slips a straight right by Land.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Malley slips under a jab from Land. Malley steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Land. Land pivots, looking for a leg kick but Malley is out of range and Land settles back down. Land swings for the body but Malley moves out of range.
Land rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Malley to counter with a crisp jab. Land lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Land misses the jab. Malley lands a leg kick that knocks Land off balance momentarily. Land throws an off balance right hand
and Malley counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Land listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. A bone on bone clash there as Malley blocks the leg kick.
Malley looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Land throws a lazy uppercut
and Malley counters with a left to the body. Land misses with a low kick. Malley scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Malley moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. This has been an exciting period of action! Malley takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Land throws a head kick that misses. Land checks a low kick from Malley. Land tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Malley was well out of range. Poor timing from Land. Malley tries a quick counter leg kick but Land is wise to it. Land throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Malley looks like he wants to counter punch here. Land throws a nice looking combination but Malley bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. A head kick misses from Malley. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Zee Land had his way with Jane Malley in that round. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round! Malley misses with a low kick. Land takes a swing at Malley's ribcage but misses. Malley doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Land lands with an overhand left. A nice inside leg kick there by Land. That's going to slow Malley down. Malley checks a low kick from Land. Malley on the wrong end of a nice hook. Malley ducks under a wild hook from Land. It seemed like Malley was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Malley shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Land thumps Malley with a low kick. Malley closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Land punishes Malley's body with a nice straight punch.
That's one minute gone in the round. Land throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Malley only half commits to the counter leg kick. Land feints and then cracks Malley's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Malley down. Nice uppercut there from Land. Land throws a leg kick which misses Malley's front leg but catches the back leg as Malley tries to avoid it. Some bone on bone action there as Malley checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Malley feints a counter leg kick. Land misses with a leg kick and Malley counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Land with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Malley uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Land.
Nice defenses there by Malley. Malley unleashes a big counter combination but Land bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. A jab from Land misses. Malley shapes to counter with a head kick. An inside leg kick lands from Land. Jane Malley has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Land throws a sloppy body shot
and Malley counters with a left and a right that stings Land. Land scoring well with a low kick there.
Malley lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Land at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action! Malley misses with an uppercut. Land misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Malley counters with a nice uppercut. Land is looking to slow Malley down with leg kicks. Land tries a head kick but it misses.
Land chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Land jabs at Malley's body. Land throws a quick inside leg kick. Land scoring well with a low kick there.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Malley avoids the body shot from Land.
Land fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Malley manages to avoid it. Malley only half commits to the counter leg kick. Land tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Malley was well out of range. Poor timing from Land. Malley appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. Land connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. Land scores with a jab to the jaw. Land throws out a token jab with nothing on it. A little jabbing left from Malley on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Malley gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Land. Land swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Land scores with a jab to the head.
Malley avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Land moves out of range of the strikes. Jab, jab by Land - just one landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Land rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Malley connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
It looks like Zee Land has been cut. Land just misses with a punch to the body.
Malley looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Land tries to score with a low kick but Malley moves his leg out of the way. Malley raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick. Malley avoids the body shot from Land.
Malley only half commits to the counter leg kick. Malley has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Malley there as he acknowledges the shot. This has been an exciting period of action! Malley throws a head kick that misses. Land scores with a hook to the body. Malley takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. A nice inside leg kick there by Land. That's going to slow Malley down. Land lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. A looping hook to the body misses from Land. Malley does a little dance to reset his feet. A nice inside leg kick there by Land. That's going to slow Malley down.
And that's the end of the fight! Zee Land showed his dominance in that final round. Well Land has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 50:45 Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 50:45 Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zee Land! Zee Land retains his lightweight title! Zee Land decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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