PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Giggle Valentine (ranked 1055 p4p, 24070 weight class) and Steven Seagull (ranked 61 p4p, 275 weight class). Giggle Valentine is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Valentine
vs
Seagull

167 cm
28
140
18 - 12 - 0

160 cm
29
135
5 - 12 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Brooklyn Apothecary
Brooklyn Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Giggle Valentine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steven Seagull!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Nard Betker and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seagull tries to close the distance and clinch up but Valentine swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Valentine was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Seagull has his takedown stuffed
and Valentine counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Steven Seagull has been cut.
Valentine circles away from the clinch attempt.
Valentine half committed to a counter leg kick.

Seagull has taken the fight to the clinch.
Seagull looking for a takedown.
Seagull is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Valentine is defending well.
Giggle Valentine has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Steven Seagull.
Seagull tries to pull guard but Valentine holds him up against the cage and eventually Seagull drops back down to his feet.

Valentine pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Seagull looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Valentine swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seagull swings away with a body shot that misses
and Valentine counters with a massive head kick! KABOOM! Seagull is out cold! A devastating KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Giggle Valentine!