PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heavy Dude (ranked 3172 p4p, 4029 weight class) and Suga Diabeetus (ranked 320 p4p, 397 weight class). Heavy Dude has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Dude
vs
Diabeetus

200 cm
20
270
4 - 4 - 0

195 cm
20
270
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Champion Apparel

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Heavy Dude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Suga Diabeetus!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Robert Douchet and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diabeetus getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

It looks like Heavy Dude has been cut.
Good shot there by Diabeetus.
Dude jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Diabeetus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Dude rushes Diabeetus and presses him up against the cage.
Diabeetus misses with a punch on the inside.
Diabeetus working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dude lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
I was talking to Dude's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A head punch on the inside from Dude fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diabeetus.
Diabeetus blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Diabeetus fails to land.
Dude throws a head punch that misses.
Dude misses with the head strike.
Dude lands a right hand that snaps the head of Diabeetus backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dude tries to work over Diabeetus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dude lands with a light punch inside.
Diabeetus lands with a light punch inside.
Diabeetus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Diabeetus misses with some punches.
Dude swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dude working aggressively here.
Diabeetus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dude misses with the head strike.
Diabeetus scores with a hook to the body.
Dude lands a left hand that snaps the head of Diabeetus backwards.
Diabeetus misses with a punch on the inside.
Dude prevents a body shot from Diabeetus.
Dude lands a hook that snaps the head of Diabeetus backwards.
Diabeetus blocks an uppercut.
Diabeetus takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dude.
Diabeetus misses with some punches.
Dude swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dude misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dude misses with a hook from the clinch.
Diabeetus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Diabeetus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Diabeetus scores with a hook to the body.
Dude is breathing heavily.
Still in the clinch, Dude scores with a nice short uppercut.
Diabeetus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diabeetus misses with some punches.
Diabeetus throws a punch but it's blocked by Dude.
Dude misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dude lands a body punch.
Diabeetus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Diabeetus lands with a left to the head.

Heavy Dude's cut is getting worse.
Dude has a couple of punches blocked by Diabeetus.
Diabeetus scores with a shoulder strike.
Diabeetus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dude's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dude tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diabeetus's elbow.
Dude blocking some punches.
Diabeetus can't find room to land a body shot as Dude controls the action.
Dude blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short uppercut from Dude.
Dude misses with some punches.
Diabeetus swings wildly with an uppercut but Dude uses good head movement to avoid it.
Diabeetus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The referee is keeping an eye on Diabeetus - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diabeetus.
Dude scores with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dude misses with a punch to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Diabeetus.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Diabeetus cracks Dude with a nice body shot.
Diabeetus lands with a short shot to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diabeetus.
Dude doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short left from Dude.
Diabeetus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dude blocks an uppercut.
Diabeetus working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dude swings wildly with an uppercut but Diabeetus uses good head movement to avoid it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Diabeetus creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Diabeetus throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Diabeetus lands with a right to the head.
Dude lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diabeetus.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dude.
Still in the clinch, Dude scores with a nice short uppercut.
Diabeetus lands with a light punch inside.

Heavy Dude's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Diabeetus fails to land.
Diabeetus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dude blocks an uppercut.
Diabeetus blocks a body shot from Dude.
Dude blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dude lands a right hand.
Dude lands a shoulder strike.
Dude blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Diabeetus misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diabeetus.
Dude swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Diabeetus throws a head punch that misses.
Dude misses with a punch on the inside.
Dude tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dude softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dude lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dude struggles to land a body shot inside as Diabeetus controls his hands.
Dude blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diabeetus.
A head punch on the inside from Diabeetus fails to land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Suga Diabeetus will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Heavy Dude's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dude walks into a straight right hand from Diabeetus.
Diabeetus connects with a looping right hand.

Dude darts in and clinches Diabeetus up against the cage.
Dude tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diabeetus's elbow.
Dude misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Diabeetus.
Nice body punch from Dude - that landed with a thud.
Dude has a couple of punches blocked by Diabeetus.
Dude pushes Diabeetus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Diabeetus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Diabeetus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dude misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dude has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Dude blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dude lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Diabeetus.
Diabeetus is breathing heavily.
Diabeetus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Still in the clinch, Diabeetus scores with a nice short uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dude lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Diabeetus backwards.
Dude scores with a shoulder strike.
Dude lands a left hand.
Diabeetus takes a shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dude misses with a short punch on the inside.
Diabeetus lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Diabeetus prevents a body shot from Dude.
Diabeetus misses with the head strike.
Diabeetus has a couple of punches blocked by Dude.
Diabeetus prevents a body shot from Dude.
Dude swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dude swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dude.
Diabeetus blocks a body shot from Dude.
Diabeetus blocks an uppercut.
Diabeetus presses Dude against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Heavy Dude has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dude is leaning against Diabeetus and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dude.
A short right from Dude on the inside.
A short right from Dude.
A nice right hand lands inside from Diabeetus.
Diabeetus has a couple of punches blocked by Dude.
Dude has a couple of punches blocked by Diabeetus.
Dude tries to throw a body punch but Diabeetus avoids it by throwing Dude back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dude.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diabeetus.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diabeetus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Diabeetus blocks an uppercut.
Dude tries a body shot but Diabeetus blocks it.
Diabeetus gets through Dude's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Diabeetus is trying to maintain a safe position but Dude gets an underhook and turns Diabeetus into the cage.
Diabeetus working aggressively here.
Dude misses with a short punch on the inside.
Diabeetus misses with a punch on the inside.
Diabeetus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Diabeetus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dude lands a hook that snaps the head of Diabeetus backwards.
Dude lands with a light punch inside.
Dude lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Diabeetus - that landed with a thud.
Dude doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dude stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Diabeetus working aggressively here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diabeetus.
Dude tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dude tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dude.
Dude tries a body shot but Diabeetus blocks it.
Diabeetus lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short right from Diabeetus.
Dude digs a right hand underneath Diabeetus's ribcage. Diabeetus let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Diabeetus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Diabeetus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Dude fails to land.
Diabeetus is trying to stall.
Dude misses with a punch on the inside.
Dude struggles to land a body shot inside as Diabeetus controls his hands.
Dude tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diabeetus's elbow.
Dude lands with a light punch inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dude.
Dude working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Dude.
Diabeetus can't find room to land a body shot as Dude controls the action.
Diabeetus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Diabeetus struggles to land a body shot inside as Dude controls his hands.
Dude misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot in the inside from Dude.
Dude tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Dude.
Dude misses with a short punch on the inside.
Diabeetus blocks a body shot from Dude.
Diabeetus misses with a punch on the inside.
Dude swings wildly with an uppercut but Diabeetus uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Dude fails to land.
Diabeetus throws a head punch that misses.
Dude tries to work over Diabeetus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Diabeetus misses with a punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Dude.
Dude lands a right hand.
Dude tries a body shot but Diabeetus blocks it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Heavy Dude dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Heavy Dude's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Diabeetus throws a push kick but Dude slaps the foot to one side.
Diabeetus moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dude looks to score with a jab to the body but Diabeetus is just out of range.
Diabeetus looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dude tries to clinch up
and Diabeetus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Diabeetus throws an overhand right that lands on Dude's shoulder, as Dude tries to avoid the shot.
Dude scores with a nice strike.
Dude wants to clinch but Diabeetus slips to the side
and Diabeetus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Dude misses the target.
Diabeetus's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dude under the eye.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diabeetus throws a shot from downtown. Dude moves away and avoids it.
Dude swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dude moves out of range of the body kick from Diabeetus.
Dude tries to close the distance and clinch but Diabeetus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Heavy Dude is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dude is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Suga Diabeetus seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diabeetus circles away from the clinch attempt.
Diabeetus swats away the attempt to clinch by Dude.
Diabeetus walks into a straight right hand from Dude.
Diabeetus lands with a nice body punch.
Diabeetus has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dude.

Dude sends Diabeetus crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Dude is motioning to the referee to let Diabeetus up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Diabeetus is rocked!
Dude cracks Diabeetus with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Heavy Dude!