PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sly Parseltongue (ranked 4180 p4p, 4004 weight class) and Giga Chad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Parseltongue
vs
Chad

194 cm
18
264
0 - 0 - 0

212 cm
19
245
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sly Parseltongue!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Giga Chad!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Jeff Smith and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parseltongue stuffs the takedown attempt from Chad. Chad gets slowly back to his feet.

Parseltongue rushes Chad and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Chad has had enough of the clinch but Parseltongue keeps him there for the moment.
Chad can't break the clinch.

Chad breaks the clinch.
Chad wants to clinch up but Parseltongue keeps it at a distance.

Parseltongue moves into the clinch.
Chad tries to break free but Parseltongue pushes him back against the cage.
Chad wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chad has had enough of the clinch but Parseltongue keeps him there for the moment.
Chad avoids the elbow strike from Parseltongue, against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chad wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Parseltongue has Chad pressed against the cage, preventing Chad from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Parseltongue lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Giga Chad has been cut.
Parseltongue looks to throw an elbow but misses.

Chad breaks from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Parseltongue clinches with his opponent.
Parseltongue creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Chad tries to circle away but Parseltongue has him pinned against the cage.
Parseltongue misses with an elbow strike.
Chad is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Parseltongue prevents Chad from breaking the clinch.
Parseltongue misses with an elbow strike.
A frustrated look appears on Chad's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Parseltongue lands a nice elbow.
A frustrated look appears on Chad's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Chad is trying to break the clinch but Parseltongue is controlling him.
Chad takes an elbow to the forehead.
Parseltongue misses with an elbow over the top.
Chad wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Parseltongue pushes off an throws an elbow but Chad leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Parseltongue pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Chad wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chad is trying to break free.

Chad breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Parseltongue defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Chad.

Parseltongue has closed the distance and engaged Chad in a clinch.
Parseltongue throws an elbow but it misses.

Chad pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Parseltongue fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Chad, pushing him back against the cage.
Parseltongue has Chad pressed against the cage, preventing Chad from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Parseltongue keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Chad's efforts to push away.
Chad wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chad blocks an elbow strike from Parseltongue.
Parseltongue lands a damaging elbow.

That has opened up Giga Chad's cut even more.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chad wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chad wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Parseltongue has him pressed against the cage.
Chad takes an elbow to the forehead.

The cut above Giga Chad's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chad looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Chad wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Chad dodges an elbow strike from Parseltongue.
Chad is trying to push Parseltongue away but Parseltongue has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Chad avoids the elbow strike from Parseltongue, against the cage.
Chad is trying to break the clinch but Parseltongue has him pressed against the cage.
Chad has had enough of the clinch but Parseltongue keeps him there for the moment.
Parseltongue prevents Chad from breaking the clinch.
Chad dodges an elbow strike from Parseltongue.
Parseltongue prevents Chad from breaking the clinch.
Parseltongue misses with an elbow strike.
Parseltongue misses with an elbow strike.
Parseltongue throws an elbow that misses.
Chad is trying to break the clinch but Parseltongue is controlling him.
Parseltongue keeps control of Chad as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Parseltongue pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Chad avoids a wild elbow strike from Parseltongue.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parseltongue lands an elbow just above Chad 's eye.

Giga Chad's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Chad blocks an elbow strike from Parseltongue.
Parseltongue lands an elbow that stopped Chad in his tracks for a moment.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Giga Chad's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Sly Parseltongue!