PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus (ranked 4490 p4p, 22533 weight class) and Harlin Faliaygo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Dickus
vs
Faliaygo

185 cm
22
182
3 - 10 - 0

181 cm
23
184
0 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Biggus Dickus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harlin Faliaygo!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Eliza Hachem and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Faliaygo tries to keep at a distance but Dickus has taken the fight into the clinch.
Faliaygo tries a body shot but Dickus blocks it.
The referee calls for Faliaygo to work.
Dickus misses with an elbow over the top.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Dickus just misses with a elbow thrown towards Faliaygo's brow.
Faliaygo lands a nice uppercut.
Faliaygo being controlled against the cage.
Faliaygo scores with a shoulder strike.
Faliaygo tries a body shot but Dickus blocks it.
Faliaygo keeps control of Dickus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Faliaygo prevents a body shot from Dickus.
Faliaygo has Dickus pressed against the cage, preventing Dickus from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Faliaygo lands with a right to the head.
Faliaygo controlling the action here for a moment.
Faliaygo lands a body punch.
We've been hearing reports that Dickus has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Faliaygo stops a takedown attempt from Dickus.
Faliaygo lands a body punch.
Dickus is breathing heavily.
A right handed body shot lands from Faliaygo.
Faliaygo lands a nice shot to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Faliaygo lands a nice shot to the body.
Faliaygo lands a left hand.
Faliaygo pushes Dickus back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Faliaygo.
Faliaygo lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dickus letting Faliaygo take a breather here.
Faliaygo lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Dickus is rocked!
Faliaygo presses Dickus against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Faliaygo lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Faliaygo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Faliaygo is struggling to control the position.
Faliaygo lands with a left to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Faliaygo stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dickus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Faliaygo lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dickus.
Faliaygo presses Dickus against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Faliaygo slows down the pace here.
Dickus letting Faliaygo take a breather here.
Faliaygo presses Dickus against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Stalling in the clinch from Faliaygo.
A left hand lands to the body for Faliaygo.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Faliaygo.
Faliaygo scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Faliaygo lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Faliaygo manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Faliaygo can't find room to land a body shot as Dickus controls the action.
Faliaygo lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dickus.
Stalling in the clinch from Faliaygo.
Faliaygo tries to work over Dickus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Faliaygo works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Faliaygo works on Dickus's body with a couple of short punches.
A hook to the body from Faliaygo.
Faliaygo lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dickus backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Faliaygo.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Faliaygo creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Faliaygo lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dickus or not.
Faliaygo lands a nice uppercut.
Oh Dickus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A short right from Faliaygo on the inside.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Faliaygo tries to work over Dickus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Faliaygo lands a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Still in the clinch, Faliaygo scores with a nice short uppercut.
Faliaygo throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Faliaygo stalling.
Good body shot from Faliaygo.
Faliaygo lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Faliaygo works on Dickus's body with a couple of short punches.
Faliaygo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Faliaygo lands a body punch in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Faliaygo.
Faliaygo lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dickus or not.
Faliaygo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Faliaygo stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Faliaygo lands a nice shot to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Harlin Faliaygo dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Faliaygo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dickus's sensitive parts.
Dickus seems to have got his legs back now.
A punch lands to the side of Faliaygo 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Dickus bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Faliaygo comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Dickus falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Dickus was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Harlin Faliaygo!