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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duck Sucka (ranked 4049 p4p, 3859 weight class) and Herminos Lugnunum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Duck Sucka is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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218 cm 23 264 1 - 0 - 0 |
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210 cm 23 300 1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt Excellent MT Big right hand |
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Good wrestler Brawler Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Duck Sucka! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Herminos Lugnunum! The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Sucka connects with a crisp jab. Sucka thuds a left hand into Lugnunum's body. Sucka scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Lugnunum with a poor takedown and Sucka counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Sucka lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A lazy left from Sucka finds it's target. Lugnunum dives in and scores a takedown into Sucka's guard. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Lugnunum is in close to Sucka's body, working some short punches and elbows. Lugnunum postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Lugnunum in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Sucka avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. Lugnunum working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Sucka working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Lugnunum. Lugnunum scoring with punches to the head and body. Sucka is breathing heavily. Lugnunum passes Sucka's right leg, so he's now in half guard. Sucka avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lugnunum.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lugnunum looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Lugnunum connects with a nice short shot to Sucka's temple.
Sucka is rocked! Lugnunum lands strikes from half guard. Oh Sucka is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!! Lugnunum lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. Lugnunum controlling the position here and throwing strikes from the top. Nice elbow lands there... and another... and another... oh, Sucka is out! Lugnunum gets to his feet and admires his work - nice finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Herminos Lugnunum!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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65% |
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