PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sly Parseltongue (ranked 4250 p4p, 3836 weight class) and Olaf Bolleke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Parseltongue
vs
Bolleke

194 cm
18
264
2 - 0 - 0

199 cm
23
275
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sly Parseltongue!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Olaf Bolleke!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Micheangelo Fripello and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Parseltongue clinches.
Bolleke tries to pull guard but Parseltongue won't allow it.
Bolleke tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Parseltongue smiles and moves away.

Parseltongue clinches up against the cage.
Parseltongue lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Olaf Bolleke has been cut.
Bolleke blocks an elbow strike from Parseltongue.
With the fighters up against the cage, Parseltongue throws an elbow but misses.
Bolleke tries to pull guard but Parseltongue forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Sly Parseltongue has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Olaf Bolleke.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parseltongue misses with an elbow over the top.
Bolleke fails to pull guard.
Parseltongue pushes off an throws an elbow but Bolleke leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Parseltongue.
Parseltongue lands an elbow that stopped Bolleke in his tracks for a moment.
Bolleke is trying to pull guard but Parseltongue has him pressed against the cage.
Bolleke jumps guard but Parseltongue stands there with Bolleke around his waist. Bolleke gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Parseltongue pushes off an throws an elbow but Bolleke leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bolleke fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Parseltongue throws an elbow that misses.
Bolleke jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Parseltongue walks away with a smile on his face. Bolleke gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Parseltongue moves into the clinch successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parseltongue comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That has opened up Olaf Bolleke's cut even more.
Bolleke jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Parseltongue walks away with a smile on his face. Bolleke gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Sly Parseltongue seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bolleke is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Parseltongue.
Bolleke is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Parseltongue.
Bolleke looks to land a right hand but Parseltongue moved out of range.
Bolleke throws a hook to the side of Parseltongue's head but Parseltongue sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Parseltongue clinches up against the cage.
Parseltongue lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

The cut above Olaf Bolleke's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bolleke jumps guard but Parseltongue stands there with Bolleke around his waist. Bolleke gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Bolleke is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Parseltongue to keep the fight standing.
Parseltongue throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Parseltongue lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Olaf Bolleke's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parseltongue lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Olaf Bolleke's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Sly Parseltongue!