PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Saint George (ranked 4000 p4p, 3279 weight class) and Guy Fieri (ranked 478 p4p, 419 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

George
vs
Fieri

189 cm
20
210
1 - 1 - 0

180 cm
28
215
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Saint George !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Guy Fieri!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fieri scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

George clinches up with Fieri and pushes him back against the cage.
George tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
George displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fieri up against the cage.
George has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
George lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
George lands a body shot.
A body shot lands from George .
George misses with a hook to the ribs.
George digs a right hand underneath Fieri's ribcage. Fieri let out a lung full of air as it connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fieri blocks a body shot from George .
George misses with a hook to the ribs.
George throws a punch but it's blocked by Fieri.
George holding his opponent close, against the cage.
George fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
George slowing the pace effectively.
George digs a right hand into Fieri's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fieri's gas tank.
George controlling the action here for a moment.
Come on George - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

Fieri pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fieri throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It looked like George wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
George slips under a jab.
George appears to be looking for a big counter.
George moves away from the strike by Fieri.
George digs a good body shot into Fieri's ribs.
George blocks a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fieri is looking to score with low kicks.
Fieri throws a hook but George blocks it.
Fieri throws a lazy uppercut
and George counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Guy Fieri has been cut.
Fieri throws a leg kick but George moved away.
George moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Fieri is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Fieri misses with a left hand
and George counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
George lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Fieri - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for George !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Saint George !
A relieved looking Saint George thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Guy Fieri was interviewed post fight and said 'Dude, I’ve been stricken by chicken!'.