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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gubba GU (ranked 3250 p4p, 2839 weight class) and Soggy Toast (ranked 338 p4p, 306 weight class). Toast is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Fuel and Fire - Bride. Soggy Toast has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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198 cm
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6 - 9 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gubba GU!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Soggy Toast!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Colin Fotheringham and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toast paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
GU throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Toast uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from GU.
GU paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
It looks like Soggy Toast has been cut.
GU looks to throw the jab but Toast is out of range.
GU throws a combination that misses
and Toast counters with a nice double leg into guard.
GU is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
GU controls Toast momentarily but Toast frees himself.
Toast's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Toast won't allow GU to get back to his feet.
Toast is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
GU working a defensive guard but Toast passes into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Toast controlling the action here.
GU is trying to stand up here but Toast is controlling him well.
Toast is looking for a kimura but GU is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Toast to get the leverage.
Toast is taking a breather. GU says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
GU is trying to maintain the position but Toast is very close to passing his half guard.
Toast is keen to just control but GU is a slippery customer.
Toast is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
GU wants to get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Toast is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
GU is looking for a sweep. Toast is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
GU tries to kick Toast off but Toast keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Toast takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
GU is staying active underneath Toast, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Toast moves nicely into side control.
Toast is looking to take a break and control but GU is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Toast looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Toast wants to lay and pray for a moment but GU keeps working.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
GU is trying to get back to half guard.
Toast working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
GU is trying to improve his position.
Toast content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Toast trying to control the action but GU is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Toast tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Toast has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Toast wants to lay and pray for a moment but GU keeps working.
You can see the frustration on GU's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Toast wants to lay and pray for a moment but GU keeps working.
GU is trying to get back to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Soggy Toast dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Soggy Toast's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Toast staying out of range there.
Toast feints the counter takedown.
Toast shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Toast throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Toast wants to lay and pray for a moment but GU keeps working.
GU has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Toast is working away from the top position though.
Toast seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but GU does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Toast is thwarting GU's attempts to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Toast is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, GU has managed to free his arm - good work.
GU trying to control here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Toast is looking for a kimura but GU is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Toast to get the leverage.
Toast sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. GU defending well though.
GU gets back to full guard.
Toast throwing strikes but missing.
Toast trying to control the position from guard on top but GU is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Toast stopping the sweep attempt from GU.
Toast trying to control but GU is working from the bottom.
GU working for submissions but it's allowed Toast to get to half guard.
Toast is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and GU defends it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toast is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
GU wants to get back to full guard.
Toast trying to control from half guard but GU is working away.
Toast prevents GU from standing back up.
Toast has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can GU defend it? Toast steps over the head and cranks it - GU is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Toast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Soggy Toast!
An out of breath Soggy Toast thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
28% |
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