PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Miikka Milhouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Plumpman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milhouse comes to the ring accompanied by Scorpions Rock you like a hurricane. Kalle Plumpman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Milhouse
vs
Plumpman

179 cm
23
171 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

175 cm
22
175 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Miikka Milhouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Plumpman!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Plumpman blocks a head kick by Milhouse.
Plumpman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Milhouse fails with a takedown attempt.
Plumpman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Milhouse stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Milhouse looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Plumpman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Plumpman scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

Milhouse scores a takedown into full mount!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Milhouse.

Milhouse has hold of Plumpman's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Plumpman manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.

Milhouse gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Plumpman throws a nice looking combination but Milhouse bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kalle Plumpman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Milhouse lands a high kick to the side of Plumpman's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Milhouse dives into guard, looking to finish.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Milhouse with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Plumpman preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Plumpman manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Milhouse is looking to improve his position but Plumpman isn't that keen on the idea.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Milhouse is working hard here to advance position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Miikka Milhouse dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Milhouse tries to clinch but Plumpman is having none of it.
Milhouse shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Plumpman as he jumps to the side.
Nice cross by Plumpman.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Plumpman tests Milhouse's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Plumpman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Milhouse was well out of range. Poor timing from Plumpman.
Milhouse tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Plumpman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Plumpman fails to land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Milhouse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Plumpman was well out of range. Poor timing from Milhouse.
Plumpman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Some wild striking there from Plumpman.
Plumpman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Plumpman misses with a double jab.
Danga de danga de dang - Plumpman scores with a four punch combination!
Plumpman swats away the attempt to clinch by Milhouse.
Plumpman throws a hook but Milhouse blocks it.
Miikka Milhouse is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Milhouse tries to clinch there but Plumpman circles away.
Milhouse with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Plumpman to score with a decent uppercut.
Milhouse changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Plumpman tries to avoid it but Milhouse manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Plumpman to the ground. Plumpman escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Milhouse fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Miikka Milhouse. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Milhouse closes this distance looking for a takedown but Plumpman circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kalle Plumpman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Milhouse walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
No joy there for Plumpman, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Plumpman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Plumpman throws a series of punches but Milhouse moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Plumpman misses with a few strikes there.
Milhouse tries for a takedown but Plumpman sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Milhouse showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Plumpman.
Milhouse scores with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Plumpman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Milhouse circles away quickly and effectively.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

Milhouse closes the distance and clinches.
Milhouse is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Plumpman pulls him back up using the underhooks.

Milhouse lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Plumpman tries to get to full guard but Milhouse has control of the leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Plumpman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Milhouse.
Plumpman tries to roll over but Milhouse keeps him under control.
Plumpman is trying to stand.
Milhouse thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Milhouse is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Plumpman has managed to free his arm - good work.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Plumpman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Milhouse has a takedown stuffed.

And that's the end of the fight!
Miikka Milhouse showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Milhouse has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Miikka Milhouse!