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CWC 332 - Prelims PBP Commentary |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 7 losses; Lester Burnham! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 10 wins and 6 losses; Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Valeri Chadov and Fedor Mirinova.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Burnham shoots for a double leg takedown but Schlong sprawls well. He's pushed Burnham's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Burnham fails with the takedown.
Schlong feints the counter takedown.
Burnham shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Burnham (2) vs (0) Schlong
Burnham trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Burnham's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Schlong pulls Burnham in close to prevent any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burnham controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong has Burnham pulled in close to control his posture.
Our spies down at at HELLCADEMY inform us that Schlong has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Burnham content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Burnham wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burnham is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Burnham trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Burnham tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Burnham controlling from the top position.
Burnham wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burnham looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Schlong trying to control the position here.
Burnham trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Burnham is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Burnham trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burnham looking to pass the guard.
Burnham trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Burnham sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Schlong pulls Burnham in close to his closed guard and prevents Burnham from doing any damage or advancing position.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Let's hope that Schlong has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Schlong can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Burnham controls the pace.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Burnham from controlling successfully.
Burnham slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Burnham wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Burnham passes Schlong's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Schlong gets full guard.
Burnham wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Burnham from controlling successfully.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Schlong is adopting a defensive guard.
Burnham is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Burnham passes easily into side control. Nice work. Score +3 for passing guard: Burnham (5) vs (0) Schlong
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Burnham tries to advance to mount but can't.
Burnham looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Burnham tries to advance to mount but can't.
Schlong gets back to half guard.
Burnham trying to control from half guard but Schlong is working away.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Schlong is pressing down on Burnham's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Burnham tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Burnham slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Burnham has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Burnham wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Schlong keeping full guard, as Burnham tries to pass.
Burnham pushes down on Schlong's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Burnham is taking a breather. Schlong says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Burnham is pressing down on Schlong's thigh, looking to free his foot. Schlong is holding on for now.
Burnham controlling the action here.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Schlong is looking to control Burnham's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
Burnham is stalling here. Schlong is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Burnham seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Schlong has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work. Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Burnham (5) vs (4) Schlong
Burnham tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Burnham is working hard here to advance position.
Burnham gets back to half guard.
Burnham keeping hold of Schlong's head, controlling as best he can.
Schlong prevents Burnham from improving his position.
Schlong trying to control from half guard but Burnham is working away.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Burnham trying to control but Schlong postures up.
Burnham is looking for a sweep. Schlong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Burnham wants to get back to full guard but Schlong has mounted him! Score +3 for passing guard: Burnham (5) vs (7) Schlong
Schlong looking to control and managing it successfully.
Burnham keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Burnham looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back! Score +3 for taking back: Burnham (5) vs (10) Schlong
Schlong is hanging on to Burnham's back as he tries to escape.
Burnham wants to control his opponent's hands but Schlong gets his hands free.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong keeps control of the position as Burnham tries to break free.
And that's the end of the fight!
Schlong wins on points by 10 to 5.
Long Schlong seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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