PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Oliverium Hebbnesium (ranked 24520 p4p, 6458 weight class) and Frito Lei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hebbnesium comes to the cage accompanied by Sk8er Boi. Frito Lei is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Hebbnesium
vs
Lei

185 cm
24
165
1 - 5 - 0

170 cm
73
170
38 - 210 - 3

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Oliverium Hebbnesium!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 210 - 3, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frito Lei!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Gregory Folan and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hebbnesium moves into the clinch successfully.
Lei looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Hebbnesium lands an elbow inside that Lei shrugs off.

It looks like Frito Lei has been cut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hebbnesium obliges.
Lei takes a knee right on the jaw!
We've been hearing reports that Hebbnesium has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.

Hebbnesium successfully pulls guard.
Hebbnesium bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Lei's guard.

Hebbnesium stands and steps away. Lei gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Hebbnesium displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hebbnesium fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Hebbnesium moves into the clinch successfully.

Hebbnesium's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Look low, kick high! Hebbnesium uses the oldest trick in the book to send Lei tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Hebbnesium is absolutely delighted - when Lei wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Oliverium Hebbnesium!
An intense looking Oliverium Hebbnesium took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Could anyone drive me home? I only got my skateboard with me...'.