PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pope Park (ranked 4880 p4p, 24695 weight class) and Joe Biden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pope Park has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Park
vs
Biden

200 cm
25
145
3 - 2 - 0

170 cm
19
130
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pope Park!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Biden!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biden fails to land the takedown.
Park really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Biden fails with the takedown
and Park cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Biden tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Park defends well and Biden ends up having to push Park into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Pope Park has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Biden.
Biden has his takedown stuffed
and Park counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Biden looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biden takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Biden is rocked!
Pope Park is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Park lands a big uppercut and Biden crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Biden looks OK. Park waves Biden back to his feet!
Biden is still on wobbly legs! Can Park finish him?
Park ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Biden's jaw. Biden's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Park does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pope Park!
Post fight, Pope Park stared into the camera and said 'f 30-35d'.