PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jumba Jookiba (ranked 23052 p4p, 3575 weight class) and Bob Sapp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jookiba
vs
Sapp

225 cm
30
265
8 - 27 - 0

199 cm
25
235
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

PWNAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 27 - 0, fighting out of London, Jumba Jookiba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bob Sapp!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Phil Schofield and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jookiba fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

Sapp feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Sapp chips away with some ground and pound.
Jookiba really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sapp wants to control from the top but Jookiba keeps moving.
Sapp trying to stand up but can't free himself from Jookiba's guard.
Sapp postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

Jookiba is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Jookiba looking for subs off his back but Sapp has passed one foot through into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sapp throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sapp wants to take a breather but Jookiba is having none of it.
Jookiba avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Sapp.
Sapp tries to pass the half guard into mount. Jookiba knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Jookiba keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sapp takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sapp landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Sapp has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Jookiba is squirming around, avoiding Sapp's attempts to control the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sapp working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Sapp dominating with strikes here.

Jookiba is rocked!
Sapp connects with a bit shot that sees Jookiba covering up! More strikes from Sapp and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Sapp is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bob Sapp!