PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Pdo Cock Muncher (ranked 25378 p4p, 4965 weight class) and Yee Ha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Cock Muncher
vs
Ha

210 cm
25
290
0 - 2 - 0

225 cm
18
300
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, The Pdo Cock Muncher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Yee Ha!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Taro Takaoka and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ha drives through and clinches with Cock Muncher against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Cock Muncher's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ha keeps control of Cock Muncher as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Ha stalling in the clinch.
Cock Muncher looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ha tries to score a body lock takedown but Cock Muncher shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Ha is working for takedown but Cock Muncher is calmly controlling the position for now.

Ha has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Cock Muncher clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!

Cock Muncher is looking to stand back up. He's having to work hard to escape but eventually he manages it.
Ha looks winded!
Cock Muncher comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cock Muncher misses with a few strikes there.
Donk. Cock Muncher catches Ha right on the button with a cross.

It looks like Yee Ha has been cut.
A left and a right from Cock Muncher both land. Nice combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock Muncher lands with a straight right. Ha didn't see that one coming.
Ha on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

That has opened up Yee Ha's cut even more.
Cock Muncher is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Ha hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). The Pdo Cock Muncher!