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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Ginger Jesus (ranked 19553 p4p, 22038 weight class) and Jake Demuss (ranked 585 p4p, 559 weight class). Jesus comes to the ring accompanied by Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST. Demuss is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck. Jake Demuss has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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Excellent boxer
Granite chin
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Dangerous knees
Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jake Demuss!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Taro Takaoka and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Demuss throws a nice head kick!
Demuss staying out of range there.
Demuss defending well as Jesus loads up on a big left hand.
Demuss steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Demuss throws a head kick but Jesus moves out of range.
Jesus moves into the clinch successfully.
Demuss throws a punch but it's blocked by Jesus.
Jesus throws a punch but it's blocked by Demuss.
Jesus stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jesus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Demuss working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Demuss blocking some punches.
Demuss misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Demuss misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jesus blocks the elbow strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jesus.
Demuss utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Demuss is stalling here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus has a couple of punches blocked by Demuss.
Jesus manages to break the clinch.
Jesus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Demuss paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Demuss doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Demuss instigates a clinch.
Demuss controlling the action here for a moment.
Jesus throws a punch but it's blocked by Demuss.
A short right from Demuss on the inside.
Demuss lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
Demuss lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
Jesus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jesus lands with a short shot to the head.
It looks like Jake Demuss has been cut.
Jesus misses with a body punch.
Demuss escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jesus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Demuss scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Demuss circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jesus tries to clinch
and Demuss counters with a stiff right hand.
Jesus wants to clinch up but Demuss keeps it at a distance.
Jesus wants to clinch up but Demuss keeps it at a distance.
As Jesus backs off Demuss throws a huge counter combo but Jesus manages to avoid it all.
Demuss bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jesus drops a shoulder and throws a biiiig uppercut that drops Demuss onto his butt! Demuss pops straight back to his feet to convince the referee that he's OK to continue.
Demuss drops his guard momentarily, allowing Jesus to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Demuss! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Jesus takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Ginger Jesus!
A very excited looking Ginger Jesus made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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pop
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