PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dookie PooPoo (ranked 4040 p4p, 4839 weight class) and Steel Striker (ranked 524 p4p, 554 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

PooPoo
vs
Striker

185 cm
25
205
3 - 2 - 0

190 cm
26
218
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin

White Gorilla
PWNAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dookie PooPoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Steel Striker!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Striker closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
PooPoo looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Striker throws a nice outside leg kick.
Striker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
PooPoo takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
PooPoo gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A combination from Striker does no damage.
PooPoo is looking for a counter combo.
A jab from Striker finds it's way through PooPoo's defenses.

PooPoo is rocked!
PooPoo slips a jab and a cross from Striker.
Oh PooPoo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Striker throws a jab but it's blocked by PooPoo.
PooPoo seems to have got his legs back now.
A looping hook to the body misses from PooPoo. Striker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Striker misses with a two punch combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Striker listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Striker tries to land a front kick but PooPoo steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Striker fails to land with a series of punches.
A quick step to the side and PooPoo tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
PooPoo misses with a wild combination.
Steel Striker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Striker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Striker throws a body shot but no joy.
A punch combination from PooPoo misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PooPoo has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Striker finds it's way round the side to connect with PooPoo's head.
PooPoo definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nice defenses there by Striker.
PooPoo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Striker connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed PooPoo momentarily.
Striker lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as PooPoo crumples to the floor! Striker milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Steel Striker!
Steel Striker tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.