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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Plutodontknow Whoyoumessingwith (ranked 3748 p4p, 5916 weight class) and Uncle Ben (ranked 432 p4p, 538 weight class). Plutodontknow Whoyoumessingwith has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Plutodontknow Whoyoumessingwith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Uncle Ben!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whoyoumessingwith throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
It looks like Uncle Ben has been cut.
Ben fails to land the takedown.
Whoyoumessingwith misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ben.
Whoyoumessingwith closes this distance looking for a takedown but Ben circles away.
Whoyoumessingwith closes this distance looking for a takedown but Ben circles away.
Whoyoumessingwith throws a shot to the body.
Whoyoumessingwith looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Ben!
Ben wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ben can't do much from the bottom here.
Whoyoumessingwith trying to control the position but Ben is working away.
Whoyoumessingwith working the ground and pound but Ben is defending the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoyoumessingwith controlling from side mount.
Ben pushes Whoyoumessingwith away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Whoyoumessingwith gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Whoyoumessingwith stands up and beckons Ben to his feet.
Whoyoumessingwith keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Whoyoumessingwith uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ben.
Whoyoumessingwith throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ben throws a poor cross that misses
and Whoyoumessingwith moves into the clinch.
Ben's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ben fails with an attempt to clinch.
A counter left hand to the body from Whoyoumessingwith misses its target.
Whoyoumessingwith slips a jab and a cross from Ben.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ben blocks a head kick by Whoyoumessingwith.
Whoyoumessingwith fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Ben has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Ben misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ben throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ben misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick misses from Whoyoumessingwith.
Whoyoumessingwith shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Whoyoumessingwith was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Whoyoumessingwith misses with the ground and pound.
Whoyoumessingwith is putting a hurting on Ben here, landing some big shots from side control.
Ben is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Whoyoumessingwith is controlling him well.
Ben wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.
Ben managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Whoyoumessingwith.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoyoumessingwith wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ben keeps working.
Whoyoumessingwith is trying to ground and pound but Ben uses the momentary lack of control by Whoyoumessingwith to regain half guard.
Whoyoumessingwith working the head and body with strikes.
Ben trying to control but Whoyoumessingwith postures up.
Whoyoumessingwith seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Whoyoumessingwith not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Ben wants to improve his position but Whoyoumessingwith is controlling well.
Whoyoumessingwith really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whoyoumessingwith missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Whoyoumessingwith throwing shots but Ben is blocking nicely.
Ben is trying to stand up here but Whoyoumessingwith is controlling him well.
Ben is looking to improve his position.
Whoyoumessingwith is trying a forearm choke� I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Ben is trying to stand.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Whoyoumessingwith definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Whoyoumessingwith throws a sloppy head kick and Ben moves out of range easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Plutodontknow Whoyoumessingwith dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Uncle Ben's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Both fighters circling a little - Whoyoumessingwith finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Whoyoumessingwith is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ben can do to turn this around?
Ben tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Whoyoumessingwith defends well and Ben ends up having to push Whoyoumessingwith into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Whoyoumessingwith scores with a kick to the body.
Whoyoumessingwith stuffs the takedown attempt from Ben. Ben gets slowly back to his feet.
A head kick misses from Whoyoumessingwith.
Whoyoumessingwith leaves Ben with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Plutodontknow Whoyoumessingwith has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncle Ben.
Ben takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Whoyoumessingwith lands a head kick. Ben smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Whoyoumessingwith throws a head kick but Ben moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ben gets caught napping as Whoyoumessingwith dives in and scores a takedown. Ben manages to retain guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ben is looking to stand up but Whoyoumessingwith isn't so interested in that idea.
Whoyoumessingwith postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ben can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Whoyoumessingwith controls the pace.
Ben is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Whoyoumessingwith presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Ben escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ben throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Whoyoumessingwith lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Ben fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Whoyoumessingwith shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Ben napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Ben sneaks out the side door and pushes Whoyoumessingwith away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Ben is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Whoyoumessingwith closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Whoyoumessingwith throws an elbow but Ben slips to the side and avoids it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ben explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
A big right from Ben misses.
Ben misses with a few strikes there.
Ben throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Uncle Ben is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Whoyoumessingwith misses with a double jab.
Ben drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Whoyoumessingwith defends it well.
Ben tries a head kick but it misses.
Ben throws a sloppy head kick and Whoyoumessingwith moves out of range easily.
Ben misses with a hook.
Ben keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Whoyoumessingwith misses with the combination.
Ben misses with a series of wild punches.
A left and a right from Whoyoumessingwith both land. Nice combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ben lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Whoyoumessingwith misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ben misses with a takedown attempt - Whoyoumessingwith sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Ben checks a low kick from Whoyoumessingwith.
Ben throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Whoyoumessingwith feints and as Ben raises his hands in defense, Whoyoumessingwith changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Ben has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Whoyoumessingwith has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Whoyoumessingwith breaks the clinch.
Ben misses with a straight left.
Whoyoumessingwith goes for a double leg but Ben avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Ben continues to drive forward.
Ben breaks the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Whoyoumessingwith throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ben throws a sloppy head kick
and Whoyoumessingwith counters by clinching up.
Ben manages to break the clinch.
Ben tries to bum rush Whoyoumessingwith with a series of wild strikes but Whoyoumessingwith uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ben misses with a wild body shot.
Whoyoumessingwith throws a head kick that Ben semi-blocks.
Ben throws a sloppy head kick and Whoyoumessingwith moves out of range easily.
Ben steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Whoyoumessingwith. That one must have hurt.
Whoyoumessingwith throws a head kick but Ben moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ben misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Whoyoumessingwith seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Ben tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Whoyoumessingwith swivels and escapes.
Whoyoumessingwith drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Plutodontknow Whoyoumessingwith will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Uncle Ben's cut.
That's time! Whoyoumessingwith's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
No joy there for Whoyoumessingwith, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Whoyoumessingwith goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Ben avoids the head kick by Whoyoumessingwith.
Ben tries to counter with a clinch but Whoyoumessingwith shakes him off and moves away.
Ben swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Whoyoumessingwith counters by moving into the clinch.
Whoyoumessingwith escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Whoyoumessingwith tries a head kick but it misses.
A big left from Ben misses.
Whoyoumessingwith thinks about countering with a body kick.
Whoyoumessingwith stuffs the takedown attempt from Ben. Ben gets slowly back to his feet.
Whoyoumessingwith is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Ben.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ben throws a sloppy head kick
and Whoyoumessingwith makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ben tries a head kick but it misses.
Whoyoumessingwith looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Whoyoumessingwith shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ben has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Whoyoumessingwith is working away from the top position though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoyoumessingwith decides to stand and escape the position.
Whoyoumessingwith throws a body shot but no joy.
Whoyoumessingwith shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ben but Ben pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Ben is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Whoyoumessingwith goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ben drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Whoyoumessingwith defends it well.
Ben fails with an attempt to clinch.
Whoyoumessingwith is looking to wear down Ben with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nice sprawl there from Whoyoumessingwith as Ben shoots in.
Whoyoumessingwith misses with a wild body shot.
Ben fails with a takedown attempt.
A quick step to the side and Whoyoumessingwith tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Plutodontknow Whoyoumessingwith has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncle Ben.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whoyoumessingwith misses with a head kick.
Ben shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Whoyoumessingwith but Whoyoumessingwith pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Ben shoots in and drives through. Whoyoumessingwith sprawls well.
A nice leg kick lands there from Whoyoumessingwith.
Uncle Ben seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Whoyoumessingwith looking to score a takedown here. Ben is defending well but Whoyoumessingwith drives through and ends up in Ben's guard.
Whoyoumessingwith is working Ben over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Whoyoumessingwith is stalling in the full guard.
Whoyoumessingwith with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoyoumessingwith engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Whoyoumessingwith postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Ben working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Whoyoumessingwith.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Plutodontknow Whoyoumessingwith is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Whoyoumessingwith slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Ben has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Whoyoumessingwith throws a head kick but Ben moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Ben enables Whoyoumessingwith to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Ben manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Whoyoumessingwith won't allow Ben to get back to his feet.
Whoyoumessingwith postures up and lands a big shot to Ben's brow.
Ben keeping moving, preventing Whoyoumessingwith from controlling successfully.
Whoyoumessingwith showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Whoyoumessingwith trying to control the position from guard on top but Ben is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Plutodontknow Whoyoumessingwith overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ben is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Whoyoumessingwith is controlling him.
And that's the end of the fight!
Plutodontknow Whoyoumessingwith showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Whoyoumessingwith has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Plutodontknow Whoyoumessingwith!
In defeat, Uncle Ben stepped up to the mic, saying 'He has to ride with me'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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