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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between DA Real (ranked 1821 p4p, 2536 weight class) and Uncle Abner (ranked 212 p4p, 281 weight class). DA Real is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, DA Real!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Real slips a straight right by Abner.
Real lands with a shot to the body.
Real lands a jab to the head.
It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Some wild striking there from Real.
A punch lands to the side of Abner 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A shot to the liver by Real. Beautiful body shot.
Abner takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Abner looks winded!
Real fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Real lands a big uppercut and Abner crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Abner looks OK. Real waves Abner back to his feet!
Abner is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Real fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Abner is still on wobbly legs! Can Real finish him?
Abner walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Abner limp body while Real jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). DA Real!
A very excited looking DA Real rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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