PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pilgore Perroni (ranked 5619 p4p, 14846 weight class) and Masada The Zealot (ranked 524 p4p, 564 weight class). Perroni's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Supafly. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Perroni
vs
The Zealot

175 cm
26
160
2 - 2 - 0

190 cm
51
162
39 - 54 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Prefers standup

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

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Silverguard Outfitters 🛡

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pilgore Perroni!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 39 - 54 - 0, fighting out of New York, Masada The Zealot!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Albert Achterberg and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Zealot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Perroni was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The Zealot throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Perroni counters with a stiff right hand.
The Zealot throws a combination that misses
and Perroni counters with a straight right hand.
The Zealot throws a poor cross that misses
and Perroni counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Zealot misses with a hook
and Perroni counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Zealot misses with a right hand
and Perroni counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The Zealot throws an off balance right hand
and Perroni counters with a right hand to the body.
The Zealot misses with a double jab
letting Perroni counter with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Zealot throws a poor cross that misses
and Perroni counters with a huge left! The Zealot is in big trouble! He's backing up but Perroni isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save The Zealot from any more damage. A dominating finish by Perroni!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pilgore Perroni!
As Pilgore Perroni got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: This guy was terrible. Seriously felt bad about tossing around this small child. After party at the BDSM club on 12th and Main.'.