PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Pdo Cock Muncher (ranked 5495 p4p, 25455 weight class) and Yee Ha (ranked 217 p4p, 0 weight class). Ha has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Yee Ha told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Cock Muncher
vs
Ha

210 cm
25
290
1 - 3 - 0

225 cm
18
300
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, The Pdo Cock Muncher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Yee Ha!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cock Muncher fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ha looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Cock Muncher!

That has opened up Yee Ha's cut even more.
Cock Muncher scores with a shot to the body.

Oooooh!!! Cock Muncher has knocked Ha down with a huge combo! Cock Muncher steps away and waves a wobbly Ha back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cock Muncher circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Ha to the canvas! Ha doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Cock Muncher keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Pdo Cock Muncher!