PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Efds Dfsdsf (ranked 5601 p4p, 4434 weight class) and Charles Bacon (ranked 0 p4p, 203 weight class). Bacon is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Keep it greasy. Efds Dfsdsf has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Dfsdsf
vs
Bacon

225 cm
18
300
1 - 1 - 0

150 cm
25
302
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Efds Dfsdsf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charles Bacon!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Dean Styles and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dfsdsf throws a head kick that misses
and Bacon counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bacon slaps away a takedown attempt from Dfsdsf, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dfsdsf backing away here, and Bacon unleashes a leg kick that just misses.

Dfsdsf drives through and clinches with Bacon against the cage.
Bacon is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Dfsdsf is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dfsdsf is pressed up against the cage. Bacon has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dfsdsf down to the mat. Dfsdsf avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Dfsdsf rushes Bacon and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dfsdsf is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Bacon is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dfsdsf is pressed up against the cage. Bacon has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dfsdsf down to the mat. Dfsdsf avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Efds Dfsdsf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Charles Bacon.

Dfsdsf clinches up with Bacon and pushes him back against the cage.
Dfsdsf changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Bacon fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Dfsdsf scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Dfsdsf working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bacon regains half guard.
Dfsdsf throwing shots but Bacon is blocking nicely.
Bacon manages to get to full guard.
Bacon managing to control the position.
Dfsdsf will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bacon lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Bacon stops Dfsdsf from standing up.
Bacon sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dfsdsf's guard.
Bacon seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Dfsdsf knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Bacon on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Let's hope that Bacon has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.

Bacon maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Dfsdsf could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Bacon has cracked it and Dfsdsf is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Bacon!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Charles Bacon!
Charles Bacon took some time post fight to say the following; 'Whooooooooa budddy that's a lot of grease eh?'.