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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between JeanXavier LePoopiepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dmitry Medelev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Medelev has chosen Do It Or Die as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, JeanXavier LePoopiepants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dmitry Medelev!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Medelev fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
LePoopiepants shoots in and bounces Medelev off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Medelev trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
LePoopiepants working some strikes from top position.
Medelev has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Medelev looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
LePoopiepants wants to control from the top but Medelev keeps moving.
Medelev is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
LePoopiepants wants to stand but Medelev has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
LePoopiepants slips nicely into half guard, despite the strikes coming from Medelev.
That's one minute gone in the round.
LePoopiepants is thwarting Medelev's attempts to control the position.
LePoopiepants will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
LePoopiepants working the head and body with strikes.
LePoopiepants looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Medelev looking for submissions off his back.
LePoopiepants wants to stand but Medelev has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Medelev is trying to get back to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
LePoopiepants trying to mount his opponent but Medelev defends it.
Medelev is pressing down on LePoopiepants's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Medelev pulls LePoopiepants in close to his closed guard and prevents LePoopiepants from doing any damage or advancing position.
LePoopiepants passes Medelev's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Medelev is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but LePoopiepants pulls his head out easily.
LePoopiepants perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Medelev wants to control but LePoopiepants is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
It looks like LePoopiepants is going to stand back up.
LePoopiepants is breathing heavily.
LePoopiepants is nestled in close to Medelev, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
LePoopiepants is stalling here. Medelev is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! LePoopiepants seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Medelev has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
LePoopiepants sneaks back into half guard.
Medelev is working for a submission of some sort.
LePoopiepants wants to control but Medelev is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
LePoopiepants gets full guard.
LePoopiepants is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Medelev postures up in LePoopiepants's guard and throws a big left but LePoopiepants blocks it.
Medelev scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
LePoopiepants keeping moving, preventing Medelev from controlling successfully.
Medelev is looking to work some ground and pound but LePoopiepants has wrist control.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Medelev's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Medelev thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
LePoopiepants knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Medelev on the ground.
Medelev lands a couple of decent looking shots.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that JeanXavier LePoopiepants will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Medelev moves in looking to clinch but LePoopiepants pushes him off.
LePoopiepants moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A head kick from LePoopiepants lands but Medelev takes it in his stride.
Medelev doesn't manage to clinch there - LePoopiepants circles away.
LePoopiepants has taken the fight to the clinch.
LePoopiepants managing to block the knees to the body from Medelev.
Medelev keeps control of LePoopiepants as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
LePoopiepants has had enough of the clinch but Medelev keeps him there for the moment.
Medelev jumps guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Medelev trying to keep a closed guard but LePoopiepants is proving a slippery customer.
Medelev looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
LePoopiepants won't allow Medelev to sweep him here.
LePoopiepants controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
LePoopiepants postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Medelev is trying to hold LePoopiepants in close to prevent damage but LePoopiepants has managed to pass into half guard.
Medelev is trying to get back to full guard.
Medelev is defending against the submission attempts here by LePoopiepants.
Medelev is trying to maintain the position but LePoopiepants is very close to passing his half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
LePoopiepants wants to get back to his feet.
Medelev trying to hold on to LePoopiepants's head to control him but LePoopiepants postures up.
Medelev actively working from the bottom here.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Medelev clinches with his opponent.
Medelev looking for a takedown.
LePoopiepants is pressed up against the cage. Medelev has hold of a leg and is looking to drag LePoopiepants down to the mat. LePoopiepants avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
LePoopiepants shoots for a takedown but Medelev saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Medelev wants to clinch
and LePoopiepants counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by LePoopiepants.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Medelev drops to a knee looking for a takedown but LePoopiepants gets the underhooks and prevents it.
JeanXavier LePoopiepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dmitry Medelev.
LePoopiepants is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Medelev pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Medelev goes for a takedown in the clinch but LePoopiepants prevents it.
Medelev has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics LePoopiepants uses from the top position.
LePoopiepants is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
LePoopiepants wants to control from the top but Medelev keeps moving.
LePoopiepants is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Medelev is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
LePoopiepants preventing the sweep.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
LePoopiepants wants to control from the top but Medelev keeps moving.
Medelev manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. LePoopiepants manages to get himself to full guard.
LePoopiepants keeping moving, preventing Medelev from controlling successfully.
LePoopiepants is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Medelev thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Medelev drops back looking for a leg! LePoopiepants is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and LePoopiepants manages to kick Medelev off! Medelev jumps back into LePoopiepants's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that JeanXavier LePoopiepants will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Medelev tries to clinch up but LePoopiepants circles away and keeps his distance.
Medelev doesn't manage to clinch there - LePoopiepants circles away.
LePoopiepants throws a front kick that sends Medelev stumbling back into the cage.
LePoopiepants throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Medelev shoots in and drives through. LePoopiepants sprawls well.
LePoopiepants decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
LePoopiepants is pressing down on Medelev's thigh, looking to free his foot. Medelev is holding on for now.
LePoopiepants stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Medelev tries to clinch there but LePoopiepants circles away.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Medelev shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with LePoopiepants but LePoopiepants pushes him off and we're back to square one.
LePoopiepants gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Medelev looking for a takedown.
JeanXavier LePoopiepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dmitry Medelev.
Medelev looking for a takedown.
LePoopiepants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
LePoopiepants fails with the takedown.
Medelev shoots in for a takedown but LePoopiepants shows good takedown defense.
LePoopiepants moves in looking to clinch but Medelev pushes him off.
Horrible takedown by Medelev or perhaps it was just good defense by LePoopiepants which made him look bad.
Medelev fails in his attempt to clinch.
LePoopiepants connects with a crisp jab.
Medelev looks for a takedown but LePoopiepants sprawls well.
LePoopiepants shoots in for a takedown but Medelev shows good takedown defense.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
LePoopiepants shoots in for a double leg but Medelev sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Medelev.
Medelev shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says LePoopiepants as he avoids it easily.
LePoopiepants fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
LePoopiepants looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Medelev darts in trying to clinch
enabling LePoopiepants to counter with a crisp jab.
Medelev is looking to score with low kicks.
Medelev has a takedown stuffed.
LePoopiepants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Medelev goes for a takedown attempt but LePoopiepants pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Medelev fails with the takedown.
Excellent takedown into side control there by LePoopiepants.
Medelev wants to control but LePoopiepants postures up.
Medelev tries to bench press LePoopiepants off him but LePoopiepants keeps the position.
Medelev struggling a bit here.
Medelev is looking to reverse the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
LePoopiepants wants to stand but Medelev is controlling his arm.
LePoopiepants throwing strikes but Medelev manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Medelev wants to control but LePoopiepants is keeping him busy.
Medelev throws a strike aimed at the side of LePoopiepants's head but LePoopiepants avoids it well.
JeanXavier LePoopiepants overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
LePoopiepants fails with a takedown attempt.
LePoopiepants throws a front kick aimed at Medelev's knee but Medelev avoids it well.
LePoopiepants misses with a wild body shot.
Medelev clinches but LePoopiepants breaks the clinch
and LePoopiepants holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dmitry Medelev has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
JeanXavier LePoopiepants is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Medelev wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but LePoopiepants has him pressed against the cage.
Medelev comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
And that's the end of the fight!
JeanXavier LePoopiepants showed his dominance in that final round.
Well LePoopiepants has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... JeanXavier LePoopiepants!
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energy
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hype
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