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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Obama Filth (ranked 1546 p4p, 1869 weight class) and Jean Cristopher La Vellei (ranked 210 p4p, 254 weight class). Filth's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Beat the Bastards. The key to victory for Obama Filth has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Obama Filth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jean Cristopher La Vellei!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Trevor Gratis and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
La Vellei ducks under a wild hook from Filth.
Filth throws a head kick but La Vellei moves out of range.
La Vellei swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
La Vellei has his takedown stuffed
letting Filth counter with a right hand.
La Vellei fails to land with a series of punches.
La Vellei swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Filth cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Filth throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Filth scores with a crisp jab that stopped La Vellei in his tracks.
La Vellei fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
La Vellei walks forward, straight into a front kick from Filth.
Filth avoids the head kick by La Vellei.
Filth seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
La Vellei is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
La Vellei lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
La Vellei throws a series of punches but Filth moves out of range.
As La Vellei looks to move away, Filth throws a big counter combo but La Vellei just gets out of the way.
Filth throws a nice head kick!
Filth moves into the clinch.
La Vellei letting Filth take a breather here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Filth pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Filth swinging wildly here.
Filth keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Filth tries to close the distance and clinch but La Vellei swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
La Vellei misses with a jab, cross combination.
Filth stuns La Vellei with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
La Vellei jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Filth fails in his attempt to clinch.
La Vellei goes for a double leg but Filth avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Filth continues to drive forward.
Filth drives through and clinches with La Vellei against the cage.
Filth will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning La Vellei up against the cage.
Filth lands a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
La Vellei wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
La Vellei is trying to push Filth away but Filth has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
La Vellei has had enough of the clinch but Filth keeps him there for the moment.
Filth manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
La Vellei manages to break the clinch.
La Vellei shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Filth as he avoids it easily.
Obama Filth has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jean Cristopher La Vellei.
Filth pushes La Vellei up against the cage in a clinch.
La Vellei breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for La Vellei.
Filth scoring well with a low kick there.
Filth lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but La Vellei circles away quickly and effectively.
Filth tries to close the distance and clinch but La Vellei swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
La Vellei scores with a jab to the head.
Filth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
La Vellei misses with a jab to the body
and Filth counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
La Vellei looks for a takedown but Filth sprawls well.
La Vellei has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Filth.
La Vellei scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot to the body from La Vellei misses
and Filth counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
La Vellei throws a right hand that Filth ducks under and follows up with a left that Filth also avoids with ease.
Filth pushes La Vellei up against the cage in a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Filth lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
La Vellei working hard to break the clinch.
Filth keeps the fight in the clinch, despite La Vellei's efforts to push away.
Filth tried to land a shot to the body but connects with La Vellei's elbow.
Filth escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
La Vellei misses with a takedown attempt
and Filth counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A nice leg kick from La Vellei, right into the meat of the thigh.
Filth misses with a head kick.
Filth connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Filth throws a head kick but La Vellei moves out of range.
La Vellei shoots and misses
and Filth counters with a series of strikes. La Vellei will be more careful next time no doubt.
La Vellei misses with an uppercut. Filth saw that one coming.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Obama Filth dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Filth tries to clinch up but La Vellei circles away and keeps his distance.
Obama Filth is winning the standup battle so far.
La Vellei darts in looking for a takedown but Filth gets double underhooks and turns La Vellei into the cage.
A chopping leg kick lands by La Vellei.
Filth gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Filth lands with a left to the head.
Filth misses with a punch to the body.
Filth breaks from the clinch.
La Vellei misses with a hook
and Filth counters with a head kick that drops La Vellei to the mat! La Vellei scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
La Vellei is rocked!
Filth clinches.
La Vellei is still on wobbly legs! Can Filth finish him?
La Vellei blocking some punches.
La Vellei seems to have recovered his senses.
Filth swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Filth lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Filth lands with a light punch inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
La Vellei pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
La Vellei thows a left - swing and a miss!
Filth tries to clinch but La Vellei is having none of it.
La Vellei moves out of range of the body kick from Filth.
La Vellei throws a series of punches but Filth moves out of range.
Jean Cristopher La Vellei seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
La Vellei misses with a hook
and Filth counters with a left to the body.
La Vellei looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Filth is fending him off so far but La Vellei persists. Nope, Filth circles away and we're back to standing.
It looked like Filth wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A nice leg kick lands there from Filth.
La Vellei shoots for a double leg takedown but Filth sprawls well. He's pushed La Vellei's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Obama Filth has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jean Cristopher La Vellei.
La Vellei misses with a right hand
and Filth counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
La Vellei throws a lazy uppercut
and Filth counters with a crisp one two that drops La Vellei! Filth thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves La Vellei to his feet! La Vellei is in big trouble!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Filth closes the distance and pushes La Vellei back into the cage.
Filth stalling the fight.
Filth lands a body shot in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Filth stalling in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Filth.
Filth lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Filth stalling in the clinch.
Filth misses with a punch to the body.
La Vellei breaks the clinch.
Filth scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Filth misses with a series of wild punches.
La Vellei paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Obama Filth is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A right-left combo lands from La Vellei.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
La Vellei fails with the takedown
and Filth counters with a series of strikes. La Vellei will be more careful next time no doubt.
La Vellei stuffs the takedown attempt from Filth. Filth gets slowly back to his feet.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A chopping leg kick lands by Filth.
La Vellei shoots in but no luck this time.
Nice cross by La Vellei.
No joy there for La Vellei, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Filth fails with an attempt to clinch.
Filth clinches.
Filth will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning La Vellei up against the cage.
Filth works on La Vellei's body with a couple of short punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Filth.
Filth avoiding damage.
Filth swings wildly with an uppercut but La Vellei uses good head movement to avoid it.
Filth tried to land a shot to the body but connects with La Vellei's elbow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Filth stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
La Vellei blocks an uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on La Vellei's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Filth scores with a nice short uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Obama Filth dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
La Vellei tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
La Vellei is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Filth.
La Vellei moves out of range of the body kick.
Filth tries to clinch there but La Vellei circles away.
Filth tries to clinch there but La Vellei circles away.
La Vellei scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Filth fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with La Vellei, pushing him back against the cage.
La Vellei tries to break free but Filth pushes him back against the cage.
Filth misses with the head strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Filth.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Filth is struggling to control the position.
Filth misses with a punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Filth lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Filth fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Filth leaning his opponent against the cage.
Filth keeps the fight in the clinch, despite La Vellei's efforts to push away.
Filth controlling the action here for a moment.
La Vellei scores with a hook to the body.
Filth is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that La Vellei can do to turn this around?
Filth holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jean Cristopher La Vellei has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
La Vellei blocks a body shot from Filth.
Filth scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Filth displaying some good clinch control by pressing La Vellei up against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Obama Filth.
La Vellei moves forwards but Filth connects with a nice, crisp jab.
La Vellei uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Filth has time to react.
La Vellei rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Filth moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
La Vellei bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
La Vellei in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filth wants to control but La Vellei postures up.
Filth is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
La Vellei missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
La Vellei thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
La Vellei prevents Filth from improving his position.
Filth wants to get back to his feet.
Filth keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
La Vellei thows a huge punch but Filth dodges it nicely.
La Vellei sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Filth defending well though.
Filth avoiding damage under a succession of punches from La Vellei.
Filth has one foot on La Vellei's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Filth throws a nice inside leg kick.
La Vellei pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Filth.
Filth is looking to clinch but La Vellei is avoiding it.
La Vellei unleashes a big counter combination but Filth bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
A jab from Filth finds it's way through La Vellei's defenses.
A jab from La Vellei misses.
La Vellei moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Filth lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as La Vellei backs up against the cage.
La Vellei misses with a hook.
Jab, jab by Filth - just one landing.
La Vellei missing with a left hand there. Filth was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Filth quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Filth has managed to clinch.
La Vellei works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Filth is trying to maintain a safe position but La Vellei gets an underhook and turns Filth into the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Filth seems a little flustered. He's come in with the intention of controlling the clinch but La Vellei is preventing him from doing so, at least for the moment.
La Vellei is leaning against Filth and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Obama Filth showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Filth has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Obama Filth!
Obama Filth bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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