PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Nevez Amadaus (ranked 2353 p4p, 4089 weight class) and Slim Slow (ranked 136 p4p, 220 weight class). Nevez Amadaus has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Amadaus
vs
Slow

175 cm
27
136
13 - 9 - 0

185 cm
24
135
4 - 14 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nevez Amadaus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Slim Slow!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slow throws a sloppy body shot
and Amadaus counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Slow falls off balance throwing a combination
and Amadaus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Amadaus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Amadaus looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Slow throws a nice looking combination but Amadaus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Slow is looking to clinch but Amadaus is avoiding it.
Slow misses with a wild body shot.
Slow throws a right hand that misses
enabling Amadaus to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Amadaus moves away.
As Slow backs away, Amadaus returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.

Slow has taken the fight to the clinch.
Slow lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Amadaus is stalling here.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Amadaus.
Amadaus blocks an uppercut.
Slow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Amadaus prevents a body shot from Slow.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Amadaus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slow lands a left hand.
Amadaus blocking some punches.
Slow working aggressively here.
Amadaus throws a knee to the head but misses.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Amadaus uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow struggles to land a body shot inside as Amadaus controls his hands.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Amadaus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Amadaus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Amadaus blocks an uppercut.
Slow lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Amadaus.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Amadaus.
Slow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Slow.
Slow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Amadaus's elbow.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Amadaus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Amadaus effectively controlling the action here.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow being controlled against the cage.
Amadaus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Amadaus drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Slow gets the underhooks and prevents it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Slow.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Amadaus takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Slow scores with a shoulder strike.
Amadaus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Amadaus backwards.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Amadaus stalling against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Slow tries to close the distance and clinch up but Amadaus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Amadaus throwing a counter right hand but Slow manages to avoid it.
Slow throws a body punch but Amadaus moves out of range.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch but Amadaus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Slow rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Amadaus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Amadaus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Amadaus appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Slow looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Slow wants to clinch.
Amadaus appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slow. Amadaus does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slow throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Amadaus throws a quick counter head kick but Slow was just out of range.
Slim Slow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Slow clinches up against the cage.
Amadaus scores with a shot to the side of Slow's head.
Slim Slow seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Amadaus lands a right hand.
Slow managing to block the knees to the body from Amadaus.
Amadaus tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Slow just stands there and leans against the cage.
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Amadaus backwards.
Amadaus misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Slow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Amadaus.
Amadaus is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Slow is defending well.
Amadaus stalling in the clinch but Slow improves position.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Amadaus.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Amadaus.
Slow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Amadaus missing with knees to the body.
A short right from Slow.
Amadaus taking a breather.
Amadaus tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Amadaus struggles to land a body shot inside as Slow controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Amadaus is trying to break the clinch but Slow has him pressed against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slow.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Amadaus controls the action.
Slow lands a left hand.
Slow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Amadaus's elbow.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Amadaus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Amadaus.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Amadaus.
Amadaus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow tries a body shot but Amadaus blocks it.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Amadaus.
Slow lands with a left to the head.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Amadaus.
Amadaus is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Amadaus.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Amadaus wants to stall.
Slow tries to work over Amadaus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Amadaus really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Amadaus blocks a body shot from Slow.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Slow.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow lands an uppercut.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Amadaus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow pushes Amadaus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Slow closes the distance but Amadaus moves to the side
and Amadaus counters with a stiff right hand.

Slow closes the distance and pushes Amadaus back into the cage.
Amadaus blocks a body shot from Slow.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Amadaus avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slow misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slow working aggressively here.
Amadaus's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Slow throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Amadaus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A bit of stalling here from Amadaus.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Amadaus.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Amadaus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Amadaus wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Slow has him pressed against the cage.
Slow lands a right hand.
Amadaus is struggling to control the position.
Slim Slow is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Amadaus leaning against his opponent.
Amadaus avoiding damage.
Slow lands with a short shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slow misses with some punches.
Amadaus tries to pull guard but Slow won't allow it.
Amadaus pressing his opponent against the cage.
Nevez Amadaus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Amadaus.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Amadaus for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Slow lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Amadaus taking a breather.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Nevez Amadaus.
Slow tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Amadaus counters with a straight right hand.
Slow scores with a decent looking hook.
Slow pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
It looked like Amadaus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Amadaus takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Slow misses with a wild body shot.
Amadaus throwing a counter right hand but Slow manages to avoid it.
Slow misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Amadaus throws a quick counter head kick but Slow was just out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Slim Slow comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Slow has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slim Slow!
A very excited looking Slim Slow rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.