PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Pdo Cock Muncher (ranked 3992 p4p, 4685 weight class) and Jeepers Creeers (ranked 186 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeepers Creeers has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cock Muncher
vs
Creeers

210 cm
25
290
3 - 4 - 0

190 cm
18
300
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, The Pdo Cock Muncher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jeepers Creeers!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Taro Takaoka and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Creeers has Cock Muncher up against the cage in a clinch.
Cock Muncher wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Creeers has him pressed against the cage.

Creeers jumps into guard, dragging Cock Muncher to the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cock Muncher stopping the sweep attempt from Creeers.

Creeers working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cock Muncher doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cock Muncher manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Cock Muncher got a little sloppy there for a moment and Creeers has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Cock Muncher has managed to get both his arms back between Creeers's legs - danger averted.

Cock Muncher stands and steps away. Creeers gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Cock Muncher circles away from the clinch attempt
and Cock Muncher counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Creeers doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Cock Muncher counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

Creeers gets a takedown into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cock Muncher pushes Creeers off looking to stand but Creeers dives back in and keeps control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Creeers is looking to advance position but Cock Muncher won't allow it.
Creeers thows a huge punch but Cock Muncher dodges it nicely.

Creeers wants to work for an arm triangle but Cock Muncher is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Creeers tries to pass to full mount but Cock Muncher defends it.
Cock Muncher wants to stand back up but Creeers manages to pass into side control.

Creeers tries for a kimura but Cock Muncher is defending well.

Creeers wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Cock Muncher, who protects the arm well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cock Muncher pushes Creeers away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Creeers gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Creeers throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Creeers in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Cock Muncher pushes Creeers away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Creeers gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Cock Muncher is not content to let Creeers control the position.
Cock Muncher knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Creeers on the ground.
Creeers is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Cock Muncher will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.

Creeers is trying to get an arm triangle but Cock Muncher is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Creeers wants to control but Cock Muncher is keeping him busy.
Cock Muncher is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Creeers trying to control the action but Cock Muncher is working from the bottom.
Cock Muncher tries to escape but Creeers is in control.
Creeers tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.

Creeers is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Cock Muncher is trying to escape and Creeers transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Cock Muncher is forced to tap! Nice work there by Creeers! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jeepers Creeers!
A very excited looking Jeepers Creeers rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.