PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Soso Anzor (ranked 3297 p4p, 2837 weight class) and Edward Lorkhe (ranked 156 p4p, 137 weight class). Soso Anzor has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Anzor
vs
Lorkhe

190 cm
25
280
2 - 2 - 0

200 cm
25
300
2 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Primal

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Soso Anzor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Edward Lorkhe!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Bart Greer and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lorkhe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Anzor's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Lorkhe connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Anzor scrambles back to his feet.

Anzor shoots in and gets a takedown into Lorkhe's guard.
Lorkhe wants to improve his position but instead Anzor has moved into half guard.
Anzor looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Anzor thows a huge punch but Lorkhe dodges it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anzor drops an elbow to the side of Lorkhe's head.
Lorkhe is trying to maintain the position but Anzor is very close to passing his half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anzor wants to control but Lorkhe is keeping him busy.
Lorkhe is trying to stand.
Lorkhe wants to get back to full guard but Anzor has passed into side control.
Anzor creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Lorkhe is not in a great position here, taking some shots.

Anzor tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Anzor has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Lorkhe wants to control but Anzor postures up.
Anzor cracks Lorkhe with a big elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anzor in side control lands a decent elbow.

Anzor is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Lorkhe looks calm but he's in trouble here. Anzor gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Lorkhe is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Anzor lets go of the hold and Lorkhe can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Soso Anzor!
A very excited looking Soso Anzor rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.